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It's Just a Jump to the Left

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition

About Me

.. .. I like simplicity. I hate the common lies we live with, the words we don't say, the things that have to be inferred, the lack of common sense some people have. I don't like people that need other people to define them somehow, though I understand for some, they need it. If you're trying too hard to be different, you're not focusing on being yourself. I like honesty and I don't find awkward silences that awkward. I'm pretty shy if I don't know anyone, but I'm almost TOTALLY at ease if you have atleast one friend that I know. I can get along with almost anyone, though they don't get along with me. People usually always find something wrong with me, but that's because they all tread on their own pitty-party. However, I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt because I think most clashes are just misunderstandings. I don't really ever get worked up, but I know when my lines are crossed. I make good plans in bad situations. I like web-comics though I think old fashioned ones are just better. Call me...uh...old-fashioned. I like mid-night runs to just about anywhere except the hospital. Prerequisites being...you're probably not there for the cafeteria jello. I'll probably like you.Sigur Ros - Glosoli

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My Interests


Music, Boobs, food, technology, politics, boobs, games, boobs, fencing, musical theatre, photography, acting, saturday morning cartoons, anime, thrift store hopping, partying, building computers, boobs, cats, nomenclature, midnight soccer, boobs...hhm... Us at the talent show a few years back. THANKS A BILLION ANTHONY.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet...Gandhi, Abe Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, http://Joan of Arc, and Cleopatra...and my 4th grade English teacher...she was HOT. Ms. Jones....yeah...she was hot. ..

You could be my unintended

anthony

Tekknique

Urron (it's urn, not urine)

i hit an emo kid in theface

Becky

Tons of Fun

it's not so bad you're only the bestI ever had

jack

r@zo

Teri

Mikala

Do U want me 2 get naked and startthe revolution?

Glenn Sharp

OOMBA5A

Ruben

Rachele

Probably the Best Mary in the World

Aim for the head and shoot

Joshin Rought

The Ben

alex

The Adan

Ryan

Music:

Less Than Jake
Blues Traveller
Devo
Sublime
Tears for Fears
Reel Big Fish
Dashboard Confessional
Asian Pride
Barenaked Ladies
Rob Zombie
Duran Duran
Coheed and Cambria
The Clash
The Used
Scenes From a Movie
The Scotch Greens
311
Tenacious D
Punchline
Madonna
Tool
The Unicorns
Afro Man
The Specials
MC Chris
Everclear
Gorillaz
Jimmi Hendrix
Rage Against the Machine
Architecture in Helsinki
Fall out Boy
Ottorino Respighi (most major works)
Queen
They Might Be Giants
Danny Elfman
Polysics
Reliant K
The Irises
Some Girls
The Darkness
The Postal Service
Alkaline Trio
Feeder
The Beatles
Smashing Pumpkins
The Starting Line
Old Lit
Case Of The Mondays
Old Blink
Third Eye Blind
Incubus
Green Day
Presidents of the United States of America
Lemon Demon
Prodigy
Spin Doctors
All Hail The Heart Breaker
BT
The Crystal Method
Filter
Disturbed
Moxy Fruvious
Weird Al
Dave Matthews
Ben Folds Five
Ladytron
DJ Shadow
Beastie Boys
Perfect Circle
Smashmouth
Cleveland Lounge
Boomtown Rats
Go Betty Go!
The Eagles
ColdPlay
Glen Miller Band
ICP
Jimmy Soul
Orbital
Aphex Twin
Portishead
Buggles
PeterYorn
pot USA
old No Doubt
Slaves on Dope
Reuben's Accomplice
Ska Bands Like Us
Sixpence None The Richer
Soul Coughing
Talking Heads
Three Doors Down
Toad the Wet Sprocket
Wallflowers
Ween
Weezer
Utah Saints
Poe
Yoko Kano
Wycleff Jean
Miles Davis
Chet Baker
Phish
The Avalanches
DJ Micro
Bad Boy Bill
hhm...

Movies:

Geeze, this thing is just running me dry...Napolian Dynamite, original Batman with Michael Keaton, Dead Poet's Society, Dark City, Dogma, Clerks, Mall Rats, Shaun of the Dead...DAWN of the Dead, Princess Mononoke, Old School, Tom Cats, KingPin, Kill Bill, The Green Mile, Jonny Dangerously, Donnie Darko, AirPlane, Baseketball...that's all for now. http://www.compfused.com/directlink/328/...go..you know you wanna.

Books:

I don't deem reading all that fun unless it's just a good book. Pretty much any of the MTG novels but The Thran in particular rocked. Original Frankenstein, The Cure by Sonia Levitin, and of course...

Heroes:

Everyone fades.

My Blog

Screech Is Almost Dead

You might remember a while back when Dustin Diamond, (Screech from Saved by the Bell) almost jack-assed his way to a beat down by that dick head Harvey Walden IV.  Now people might say that Diamo...
Posted by It's Just a Jump to the Left on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:51:00 PST

A Coined Term for the Hopelessly Coined

Give me an F-ing break. Excuse me a minute while I go syphon diarrhea out of an old man's ass to clear my mind of this nonsense. You know, I love the fact that people are such unique little snowflakes...
Posted by It's Just a Jump to the Left on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:04:00 PST

Something Different

And now...a word about prostitution.  The great bulk of the business is far more prosaic, a function of simple economics; the ageless enterprise of women willingly selling their most easily marke...
Posted by It's Just a Jump to the Left on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:04:00 PST

The Grossest Things of '07

THE GROSSEST THINGS OF '07 That's right.  I'm gonna record all of the grossest things I hear or actually see with my big browns for the year '07.  At the end of the year I'll pick the gross...
Posted by It's Just a Jump to the Left on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

The American Religion

My philosophical and historical support for the following blog from David Richards, and the need for more of a liturgically driven practice.    The frontier Methodists that fused with B...
Posted by It's Just a Jump to the Left on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:16:00 PST

The Start of Something New...

                                         &nbs...
Posted by It's Just a Jump to the Left on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:40:00 PST

Ancient Pyrmaid in Asian waters? Say WHA?

One of the greatest discoveries in the history of archaeology was made in the summer of 1985, though not hitting the news till 1995. Spread over an amazing 311 miles on the ocean floor off the coast o...
Posted by It's Just a Jump to the Left on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:57:00 PST

The Giving Season

It's the giving season... right?Okay people listen up.  This is for a good cause and I've thought of a way for it to help everyone. (there's GOTTA be a motivation right?)I was sitting around th...
Posted by It's Just a Jump to the Left on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:24:00 PST

Drumset for Suh, suh, sale.

So I'm selling my drumset...any buyers?Dark dark red Pearl Export Pro series.4 toms (as opposed to the standard 3) $600 for the set and basic hardware, that's a ride stand and a crash stand, snare ...
Posted by It's Just a Jump to the Left on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:00:00 PST

Friends...Family...

I got this from a friend of mine/co-worker.  This lady, as coola s she seems, is really just saying what needs to be said, in a very simplistic/"IN YOUR FACE" manner.  You can either read it...
Posted by It's Just a Jump to the Left on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:14:00 PST