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FBody Hottie

go crawl back in your hole

About Me


I love doing anything that has to do with cars, playing pool, music, art, photography, and anything outdoors - mudding, fishing, shooting guns at a range, white water rafting, and never been hunting but i want to. I always look forward to a good challenge in life. I'm a total workaholic, but I'm always laughing or singing and having a good time. I'm told I have incredible work ethics i guess because I love helping people who need it or just getting something accomplished in general. I'm stubborn as a mule and when i have my mind set on something there's no stopping me. No matter how many times I fall down, i simply will get right back up again and will not quit. I'm a gear head by nature. Nobody in my family is really into cars. Yet when i was little I wanted to play with toy trucks etc (nothing girly) and was generally a huge tomboy. I like to think I clean up pretty nice but on an average day I'm one of the biggest rednecks you'll ever meet. I own a 2000 Trans Am M6 and a 1996 RS camaro. I've played a few musical instruments over the years including flute/piccolo, guitar, piano, clarinet, and violin. But hands down my favorite is guitar. I still want to learn to play more! And last but CERTAINLY not least I'm a Christian and live each day for God. So that's enough about me!

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"I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell. " Harry S. Truman

My Interests

cars, guitars, photography, f-body's, billiards, art, anything with an engine that's fast, any and all outdoor activities, helping people, life :-)

I'd like to meet:

AIM s/n is AudioChemicaL. if i don't know you chances are i won't talk back unless i'm bored out of my mind.

Currently I'm doing freelance portrait work for FREE. Send me pictures of you, your pet, your car, your hat, your guitar, your mom, your dad, your kid, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, the person your stalking, your middle finger, whatever the hell except nude pics or gross shit. if you send me nude pics i'm going to die laughing and show all my friends. but yeah send me whatever and if i like it i'll draw it and scan it back to you in an email. you can check out some of my work in my pictures section. email to [email protected] or send me a message on here. please note however that i don't get on my computer much so if i don't respond for a week or two it's cool i just probably haven't signed on yet.

Music:

everything

Movies:

transformers, gone in 60 seconds, joe dirt, dazed and confused, shawshank redemption, the last samurai, pulp fiction, office space, the matrix, the waterboy, full metal jacket, happy gilmore, the green mile, old school, the wedding crashers, anger management, and a bunch of others i can't think of

Television:

CSI, pinks, mtv cribs, overhaulin, barret-jackson, chappelle show, south park

Books:

the Bible, various car books and magazines, Santinelli LEX user manual

Heroes:

John Crapper, the man who invented the toilet. nah seriously: God, Jesus, fire and rescue workers, good police, and anybody who wants to put their life on the line for other people

My Blog

FREE CUSTOM ARTWORK

Currently I'm doing freelance portrait work for FREE. Send me pictures of you, your pet, your car, your hat, your guitar, your mom, your dad, your kid, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, the person your...
Posted by FBody Hottie on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:43:00 PST

the shit!!!

So I was sitting there at work, bored as all get out, and a random thought crossed my mind.... why on earth is the term "the shit" associated with good? "yeah, man, you're the shit!!" "whoa,...
Posted by FBody Hottie on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:46:00 PST

learned something new today! :-)

today i realized what the little button thingy on the top of a to go cup of coffee is for!!! ...
Posted by FBody Hottie on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:41:00 PST

Life's a rollercoaster, enjoy the ride...

Life is a rollercoaster. Sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down. The people who are anxious to get off let it pass them by. The people who smile the whole time have a damn good time. It's just tha...
Posted by FBody Hottie on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:32:00 PST

G11

Photobucket Album...
Posted by FBody Hottie on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:09:00 PST

yesterday, today, and tommorow

It's something surreal to look at my life outside myself. It gives me a feeling that the world is too big and the time we have here is much to short to see it all. Often it seems too much to...
Posted by FBody Hottie on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:25:00 PST

Why I'm not like you

I don't know what the latest trends are. I don't know what celebrities have been doing. My breed of dogs can and has eaten your dog. My car has 8 cylinders and you don't know what a cylinder is. Pink ...
Posted by FBody Hottie on Sun, 13 May 2007 12:11:00 PST

finally watched the usual suspects

I just watched what is now one of my favorite movies - The Usual Suspects. I got bored tonight and went out and bought me a cheap ass DVD player and rented that movie because Chad told me he thought I...
Posted by FBody Hottie on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:18:00 PST

allow me to clarify...

An interesting question arose from a stranger. I can't believe I never noticed the irony myself but my s/n is FBodyHottie and my myspace quote is something along the lines of don't call me h...
Posted by FBody Hottie on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:29:00 PST

yeah, i love the blues

i'm so tired of the same music! i've listened to all my favorite alternative/rock songs so much that i'm tired of hearing them. where has all the good stuff gone? where is the talent these days? this ...
Posted by FBody Hottie on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:33:00 PST