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Jeffrey Jagged

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About Me

I hate asparagus. Me and my friends are usually the ones laughing the most wherever we go. I'm artistic. Sometimes I'm just kind of bizarre. I like talking about bodily functions and making poop noises. I'm spiritually focused. I lead a very healthy lifestyle. I feel very fortunate that my talent gains me an income. I LOVE going dancing! My interests are wide- philosophy fascinates me as much as the last 40 page spread of Madonna in W magazine323.655.4040 The Bungalow for salon appointmentshttp://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=541617
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My Interests

alligator wrestling, macrame, cabbage patch kid collecting, selling children into white slavery, conjuring satan, grave robbing, alien dissection, following the yellow brick road, currently writing "The Complete Idiot's Guide To Plastic Surgery". oh yeah and I love short walks down Vaseline Alley!!

I'd like to meet:

jesus, gandhi, satan, socrates, god, madonna, bin laden and mr. green jeans (in that order) People who are interesting in any form- I've learned things from the most unlikely people, don't be shy- say hi!!! Open to dating as well!

Music:

all things progressive and new, lots of house and electronic, some alternative, some 80's rock- Kaskade, Bent, Imogen Heap, Bonobo, Puracane, all Hotel Costes, Grandadbob, Todd Edwards, UNAI, Cocteau Twins, Venus Hum, and on and on and on............

Movies:

Dancing Jesus, you have to watch the end of this video



The Famous Dancing Jesus Video, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Holy Grail, The Hunger, Best in Show, Aria

Television:

History Channel, National Geographic Channel, Animal Planet, South Park, MadTV, any documentaries regarding the cosmos

Books:

I'm either reading heavy metaphysical shit or reading fashion magazines!

Heroes:

Orlando Pita, Odile Gilbert, Julien D'Ys, Lisa Whelchel and Kim Fields( I mean, COME ON!!), whoever wrote the screen play for Drop Dead Gorgeous