One day I went insane!
Nothing much to it really, I recall of a life before this.
One as an ordinary human with emotions and stuff...
...but one day there was this ONE, putting a gamepad in my hands and linked my senses directly to a computer screen.
After years in this state I am now a living battlefield between the urge to free myself and once again feel the cool wind through my hair. The other part seeks for world domination and a possible liation with Bucky Katt for the optimal control of your human minds!
...and hey, PLEASE stop sending friends request without even speaking with me! It's rude you know, don't make me leave my comfortable alter ego and kick your a**!!!^^