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About Me

Some may question my sanity. I tell them, "I am not another sheep of the social norm. Further down the road of sanity, beyond insanity, a state where most are unable to comprehend lies the way of the genius." Some question my sexuality. I tell them, "I can don a dress in public, because I can. Kiss the man who makes my day or rape the one who did me wrong. Either way, I know the direction I swing because I am a man who walks this earth with no shame." In reference to the saying, "Wealth is a measure of success." That would make me one successful, eccentric bi-sexual.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1. Keyser Soze 2. Someone with a nice set of legs. (Nice legs lead to nice a$$.) 3. People who can help me retire earlier. 4. Those people who are constantly talking inside my head. 5. Myself 10 years from now.

My Blog

Vinegar Tasters

We see three men standing around a vat of vinegar. Each has dipped his finger into the vinegar and has tasted it. The expression on each man's face shows his individual reaction. These are no ordinary...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:13:00 GMT

About myself:

I'm laid back, drama free, carefree, unless I'm intoxicated. I have a habit of counting colors and reconfiguring numbers. I prefer post-op transexuals over pre-op transvestites. I dnet ot lleps sdrawk...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 18:20:00 GMT

Pre-Booty Call Contract

"Pre-Booty Call Agreement" This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Feb 2005 19:01:00 GMT