EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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"THIS IS BUZZ ALDRIN STOPPING BY FROM OUTER SPACE TO
ENJOY A DELICIOUS HOT DOG WITH MY FRIEND AND FELLOW ASTRONAUT NEON DEION SANDERS!
I MUST RETURN TO SPACE NOW SO GOODBYE PEOPLE OF EARTH! MAY THERE ALWAYS BE
A WARM HOT DOG FOR everyone! DO NOT CRY FOR ME FOR ME AS I RETURN TO THE COLD
EMPTINESS OF INFINITE NOTHING, FOR THIS HOT DOG SHALL SATIATE ALL MY NEEDS."
