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Straight Chillaxin'

About Me

My name is April. I'm 23 and Live in Lake Mary, FL. I'm an extremely extraverted person and enjoy talking about sex, a lot. I'm in school at UCF and spend too much time at work. In my spare time I check my myspace compulsively, rent really bad movies, drink, and spend money. I'm very opinionated and clash with people who think they are better than me. I love my friends and family and especially my cat Olive. Life is too short lived for a negative attitude so everyone should just take a minute in their life to chillax.Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an asshole and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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My Interests

First of all, I drive a box.. The rest is as follows..Watching reruns of shows that are no longer aired, singing and dancing, being egotistical, shopping, bar hopping, psychology, working out, and camping.

I'd like to meet:

anyone interesting, hippies, and randomsWho have I already met?? Dennis - the owner of the biggest brothel in America; The bunny ranch. And more formely known as the pimp in the show "Cathouse"

Television:

I watch television chick flicks like it's my job.

Books:

Requiem for a Dream, The 5 People you Meet in Heaven

Heroes:

George Carlin, my brother

My Blog

On a serious note...

This is going to be an semi update on what's going on. I need to make more money because I keep getting myself involved in these expensive weekened vactaions. I spent over $100 at tool the other night...
Posted by BAMF April on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:56:00 PST

it's always about me!

Everyone is definately jealous of me, and I can't take it anymore. I'm just as normal as you are! I know I may be gorgeous and intelligent, but with a little bit of work, maybe some of you could come ...
Posted by BAMF April on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:15:00 PST

our own way

we've seen some real hard times and i hope the hardest are behind. but there will be times when it will seem like we are caught someplace in between the ocean and the storm without a shore. we'll find...
Posted by BAMF April on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:22:00 PST

my blackberry

you all wish you had a cool phone like me
Posted by BAMF April on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:57:00 PST

St Pattys Day

Cheers to having REAL friends. Cheers to having friends who don't come with baggage and crazy ridiculous problems. Cheers to having friends who are not nut cases and discredit 8 years of a friendship....
Posted by BAMF April on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:45:00 PST

Complete BS

Why is it when I buy a new cell phone (and that's NEVER cheap) it breaks less than a year from the date of purchase? Aside from me dropping it 5,000 times, I see no reason as to why it cannot work eff...
Posted by BAMF April on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:03:00 PST

Valentine's Day

It's definitely here. For those of you without significant others, my cat Olive would be more than happy to spend the day with you. She comes with a box of chocolates, dressed wearing a black and pink...
Posted by BAMF April on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:25:00 PST

5 a.m.

This morning around 5am I received my first prank in years. It was a prank call which used the soundclips from ebaumsworld.com. I tried to stay on the phone and give them exactly what they were hoping...
Posted by BAMF April on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:41:00 PST

Farewell friend

As some of you may know I used to have three very friendly dwarf hamsters. Well as of today I have one of them left due to cannibalism. The little sucker would never bite a human but will rip the...
Posted by BAMF April on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 04:34:00 PST

I'M OLD!!!!!!!!!!

I need to hang on to being 22 because I have this fear of 23! 23 is the opposite of 32 and I don't want to be old like my boyfriend! wahhh Not only am I old as fuck, but I'm bald, losing my teeth, wea...
Posted by BAMF April on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:14:00 PST