I'd like to meet up again with people that I've lost touch with or people that are not stupid.I'm currently accepting applications for new BFF's. I've either been abandoned or will be shortly by some (You know who you are! But you're coming back...Yay!!!!!) Note - people sporting FuManchu moustaches or who refuse to wash their hands after bathrooming will be denied, as both of the aforementioned are gross.Applications will be provided upon request. Once approved, I am also requiring a written contract signed by you (in blood), stating you will not be moving before 5 years time outside of a 50 mile radius of the Bay Area. Or else! Oh yes, and I promise to do the same.