What I look for in a girl. |
Since I always get asked this...She's perfect as a brunette and yet, she'll want to change her hair.Big whatever eyes, wont ever think about breakin' a stareFashonista when she wants to beAble to act ... Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:40:00 GMT |
Rant |
I don't want to live in a fucking world where a man who has come into power and made millions off of making movies about killing people, destroying lives, and bodybuilding has the power to end a life ... Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:16:00 GMT |
And so I said to him. |
A friend of mine wrote this, it's not about me. I like it, a lot. It's fun.Its nice to see you, glad you could come i've been wanting to see you ever since i've been coming undone' and he said 'darli... Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 13:58:00 GMT |
I Bought a haunted car. |
I am not entirely sure where I should start this story. I guess I should give a little bit of a background. On one lazy ass summer, on a lazy ass Thursday, Tristan and I were driving threw Half Moon B... Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 23:50:00 GMT |
Insincere, greedy ass, two-faced, fish in the barrel shooting, lowest common denominator... |
...rapping, Nuevo riche, politician, poetsor the lack thereof. Screamin everybody, anybody, nobody, aint it funny Insincerity just made me a whore I got this feelin that you dont love me like I love m... Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:51:00 GMT |
Schizophrenia, Alcoholism, Cops, Nazi's, and Tits. |
Alright, I just put "tits" in the title so people would click me. But read it.I've noticed that in these days of the War on Terrorism, political activism, hippies and liberals, rednecks and conservati... Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 15:31:00 GMT |
Get a Hair Cut. |
I had just gracefully stepped into work& I had just got to work fifteen minutes late, we had already opened and had four tables, and four more cars just pulled into the parking lot. The bar wasnt sto... Posted by on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 11:45:00 GMT |
Blow Jobs! |
WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn ... Posted by on Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:43:00 GMT |
Last night. |
I haven't been alive this early in the morning for a while now. 7:52 in the A.M. wow. Thinking about lastnight, the movie, the lecture, the totally unrelated series of events that led to what happened... Posted by on Sat, 12 Feb 2005 07:50:00 GMT |
Penis Pumps. |
I was working out today at school, same routine every time. Before I start i get a gallon of green tea. I just spelt tee, not tea. I wonder if that was a conclusion of me not being able to type or my ... Posted by on Thu, 10 Feb 2005 15:01:00 GMT |