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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm lazy, a procrastinator, suffer from ADD and the occasional paranoid delusion. I'm irresponsible, childish, petty and sometimes violent. I chain smoke, drink too much and sleep too little. I'll draw penises on you if you can't hold your liquor and I won't hesitate to leave a friend stranded somewhere if they are being even slightly annoying. I masturbate chronically and make jokes about herpes. Non-religious vegetarianism makes me want to stab Non-religious vegetarians while I eat foie gras wrapped in veal, while I club a baby seal. Okay this is getting ridiculous.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that will buy me a Philly special (cheap beer and a shot of bourbon) and your mom.

My Blog

You know what really grinds my gears, you America.

Election, yeah I'm sick of it. You know what I'm even more sick of than the election? All of you asking about whether I voted or not. No, I did not, and here is why I'm smarter than all of you, plus...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:29:00 GMT