Adam Burgoon was born in ninteen hundred and eighty seven at the begining of the year. He was born to a pair of Brazilian trapeze swingers. Being that he was born a hermaphrodite his family decided that his sex would be male. And they made the right choice. Later in life he found out he was a brilliant young boy and took up piano. But decided the world was not ready to hear such exquisite music. He turned to skateboarding instead. Then to surfing. He was pretty much in the newspaper showing off his swell skills on the 28th of December, 2005. He now lounges around and paints his finger nails all colors of the rainbow and likes it. On his leisurely days he spends his time making paper mache models of penises and hangs them on the wall at his house and marvels at them whenever he walks by. He likes to call it "art". I call it gay. When he works, he works hard. Cutting trees is the game and he does a damn fine job. Hes lost most of his fingers though through a chainsaw accident and stole new fingers from a deceased body that was found at the cemetary just laying around. It was cool though, dead bodies don't really need to use their hands anyway. He plans on following in the footsteps of his parents and will soon being an avid trapeze artist, minus the brazilianess.
Written by Tristan, with help from Adam, the surf wonder...
