Big up yourself.Booyakasha! My name be Brandon. What the hell is this Russia? Respek. To make a long story long, I was born in the back of an El-Camino during a Foghat concert many years ago! I love the the United States of America, Miss September and making boobs out of Playdough! People always ask me 1 question: how many licks does it take to get to the Tootisie roll center? The answer: 45, unless your Rosie O'Donnell, then you just eat the stick all in one crunch. What did Rosie O'Donnall get on her SAT test in high school? Mustard!Big up yourself. I tried to run for state senate in Maryland in 2004, but ran outa money at a strip club in Ocean City! I believe in a strong military, the Dukes Of Hazzards, and that chicken fried steak and gravy taste better than a cheerleader on game day! (I apologize) I believe Jesse Jackson, janet reno, Ted Turner, and the New Hollywood squares are all spawned from the devil himself! (Notice Janet Reno doesn't even deserve capital letters) I believe in free speech, especially 900 numbers! I believe I just pooped my pants! I believe my speling sucks! I believe all the telletubbies is queer, not just the purple one! I also believe if you don't like my site, than you're a commie and you need to get your fat a$$ off it!! Respek.
R.I.P. B.Carr 7/1/86 - 11/24/86