Ralphnocerous

I am here for Friends

About Me

Well.... It started while I was inside my father's scrotum, men oh men, what a struggle for survival that was. Then I got ejaculated out into my mom's vagina leading me into my new home. For about 9 months I got really really big. I came out May 8th. Then I grew up and got lazy... and here I am.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I met her already =]

My Blog

Against Me! + Ralph Vs. Jillian’s Bouncers.

So every one is having fun and it's sweaty. I was trying to protect Lindsey and Nicole from crowd surfers, I got nailed by a guy with his shoes. Pints of Guinness Makes You Strong starts playing, I go...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:52:00 GMT