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zombie chuck norris

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About Me



"There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their "discomfort" like a favorite shirt. I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now... but I can't help but look forward to where it's going." -- JTHM

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Should I trust all the rust that's on TV?
I guess with some distaste I disagree.
With quite a fashionable dispassion for
The dispossessed under-stressed.
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme.
And I don't care if you don't like it,
Or just don't see.
--Clap Your Hands Say Yeah -- "In this home on ice"

My Blog

Cigar Legs / Zookeepers

A few things I wrote recently and never posted.   Everyone stopped to see you,Tied to a table, wrapped around a tree.I wasn't strong enough, I reached so far.You never flinched, you never blinked...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:06:00 GMT

Miserere

I'm ruining your churches.I'm ruining your churches,with a button, and a loving, pressing touch of my fingertip.I'm cutting your phonelines.I'm cutting your signalsoff to the cellular, handheld world....
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:02:00 GMT

Updates in my very uneventful life

Got a new job... stop into Tami's Bakery sometime... I recommend the muffins.  Or maybe I'll make you a sandwich.  But you'll still have to pay. I'm eating reese cups.  And I was thin...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 06:22:00 GMT

Dance-Party Rabbit Zombies

I should be working... but then again, I SHOULD be a lot of things... so if there's a problem then you can go eat poop or something.  Technically I am working... writing a blog is hard work. [sma...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 06:56:00 GMT

What's In A Comment?...

You can tell alot about a person by their myspace comments.  Sort of a lame theory, but it's true.  For instance, why are all these emos messaging me, from all these weird states you wouldn'...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:28:00 GMT

WHOA!!

Made you look... you myspace bitches!! I think I'm getting a video camera.  I had the sudden urge (ooh, I said urge!) t follow this dream of writing, directing, and acting in sketch comedies. S...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:18:00 GMT

Accents and Napkins

Im the one that no one saw.  Wow, even the boys went down.  The ones that never leave that room.  They listened when asked the fifth or sixth time, they gave in, and so began the introd...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 17:33:00 GMT

Why don't YOU go eat a decroted piece of crap!?

6 weird habits/things about me The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 6 weird ha...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 15:36:00 GMT

Cows are not my friends.

Don't ask why I feel the need to share this, because I don't have a reason.  I haven't posted a blog for... forever... and I thought I'd share. I was visiting my secret skate place last weeke...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 22:28:00 GMT

round trip refreshment

------------------------------ I really was pathetic. Re-living old messages, my shameful attempt at closing that door. Thinking maybe& maybe it would help me see how wrong it all was, How wrong I was...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 03:37:00 GMT