Crippling Depression |
Ugh!
That's it. It's all over. There is nothing to be done.
I have found out that 4 out the 6 people in my department made their quarterly sales goal & I wasn't one of them. Oh the pain.
I wouldn'...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:52:00 GMT |
10 Things I Learned From TV As A Youth |
10. If you are now or were in the military, you can't hit what you are shooting at. (The A-Team, G.I. Joe)
9. Black children that are adopted by rich white people don't grow (Different Strokes, Webste...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:35:00 GMT |
Superbad vs The Invasion |
This Friday there are 2 movies coming out, a really funny looking film that I really want to see and a smoldering pile of shit. That pile of shit would be The Invasion. For those of you out there that...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:35:00 GMT |
Things Removed From The Human Body |
TLC had a show air today entitled "Things Removed From The Human Body".
No, really.
Now I'm all for science, but how curious do you have to be to tune into this? The THINGS that are in fact, remo...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 17:01:00 GMT |
Jessica Fucking Simpson |
If you are a fan of this "performer" and you are one of my friends, please sever our friendship.
She is not a singer, she is certainly not an actress, she is a performer. A performer in the same vein ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:54:00 GMT |
Breasts |
Are they just the greatest?
Yes, they are. Most definitely.
I would be a liar if I said I didn't love breasts. I have always loved breast & I will always love breasts.
I couldn't tell you what mak...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:45:00 GMT |
Helmets |
I would like to have a job where you have to where a helmet, cause, chicks dig guys that where helmets.There aren't a lot of jobs that require you to where a helmet, but the ones that do, I bet they g...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:42:00 GMT |
Headaches |
Why do we get them? And why do I seem to get them more than most? I think God is doing it to me.
I'm going with the Jerry Fallwell philosophy on this. Everytime something bad happens in the world it i...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 16:51:00 GMT |
TAXES!!! |
I have to pay taxes this year. Meaning I owe the federal government. What the fuck??? How in the fuck could I owe the government anything? I practically live in abjrct poverty but I owe them. Wh...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:49:00 GMT |
Scooby Doo |
This is my theory on the origin of the name of Scooby Doo the dog.
On the show I believe that Shaggy named the pooch after Scooby snacks and not the other way around. See I can't see Shaggy, no matter...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 05:53:00 GMT |
