random joke |
Johnny was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realised that he desparately needed to go to the bathroom. So Johnny raised his ha...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:13:00 GMT |
random questions for ya |
1. What are the names of the first three Carry On movies?
2. What are the names of the three Darling children in Peter Pan?
3. What are three primary colours?
4. Who were the first the actors to play ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 18:43:00 GMT |
Just thought these were funny |
A Little boy asked his Grandpa: "Grandpa can you make the noise of a frog?" "I think so, why do you ask?" replied Grandpa. The little boy said, "Dad says when you croak, we can all go to Hawaii."
&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:03:00 GMT |
A lil joke |
Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England.
At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three New Zealander...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 19:56:00 GMT |
thinkers for ya !!!!! |
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take c...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 13:58:00 GMT |
a fun lil quizz I got from my friend Jamie |
1. what r u wearing?2. what style is yur hair now?3. what time do u go 2 bed?4. how many people have u dated?5. what do u want 2 be (profession)?6. how tall r u?7. what is ur first name?8. how old r u...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:53:00 GMT |
Police ramping up Sydney beach patrols |
An "army of police" will be on standby in Sydney this summer to prevent a repeat of the Cronulla riot, with the NSW government promising to do everything it can to stop violence on the city's beaches....
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 10:15:00 GMT |
Brave Teen |
A teenager rescued a baby from the wreckage of a smashed car before trying to comfort the boy's dying mother, telling her that her child was safe.
"I kept telling her that her kid was all right and ke...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:22:00 GMT |
Australian 'crocodile hunter' Steve Irwin killed by stingray |
SYDNEY (AFP) - World-famous Australian "crocodile hunter" and television environmentalist Steve Irwin has been killed by a stingray blow to the heart while filming a new documentary.
The larger-than...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:59:00 GMT |
Ten to face NSW court over ID fraud case |
We should all be a lil scared of how easy it is for nasty mo fo's to go about stealin other people's ID n what goes with it.
Ten to face NSW court over ID fraud case
Up to 10 people will ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 16:36:00 GMT |
