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Michael

Everyone who pretended to like me is a whore now

About Me

Dis is Barry White wit Paul Quinn College inviting you to join me on Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the first, for the first, for the first....fuckin' thang...I'M CUTTIN' THE FUCKING SPOT TON-NAY! Let's start ovahHi, dis is Barry White wit Paul Quinn College inviting you to join me on Friday, Saturday and Sunday for this weekend's gala event. There will be a celebrity poker tournament, the Love Unlimited Orchestra backing your's truly and a....SHIT!Dis dis muthafucka got words in here he don't even fuckin' need. Let's do it again you fucka

My Interests

Guns, Knives, Revenge, Bombs, Getting even, Tanks, Vendettas, Having controversial views on a myriad list of subjects,

I'd like to meet:

All those lovely ladies out there on Myspace! HI! Don't worry, I'm super cute!

Music:

Spacemen 3, Les Rallizes Denudes, Cocteau Twins, Ash Ra Tempel,

Movies:

Wolf Man vs Vampire Women, Wolf Man vs Satan, Wolf Man vs Sasquatch, American Werewolf in London, The Howling, Company of Wolves, Silver Bullet, Dog Soldiers,

Television:

Oprah Winfrey, but only when it's about someone overcoming a crippling deformity

Books:

Jorge Luis Borges, Thomas Pynchon, James Joyce,