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Mark

I should really change something about this profile instead of leaving it to stagnate.

About Me

I am tall. I can be funny. I enjoy corrupting small children. If these clipped sentences didn't tell you enough, well whatever, I dont particularly give a shit. Oh and also, I now have a facebook, so whoopie because it actually has...gasp...a different picture of me.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark Xavier Enriquez
Birthday: 11/12/1988
Birthplace: Silver Spring, MD. Otherwise known as the "ghetto"
Current Location: Williamsburg, VA. Not known for it's "ghetto"-ness
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'6''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rightie
Your Heritage: Hispanic/White
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nikes
Your Weakness: Low ceilings
Your Fears: My enemies read this. YOU HEAR THAT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHARDS!!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese, or with some meats
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not fail outta college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yeah
Thoughts First Waking Up: If I sleep 20 more minutes, I can still rush my shower
Your Best Physical Feature: The ladies know
Your Bedtime: Midnight-2AM
Your Most Missed Memory: Silver Spring
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, because Pepsi is actually cat urine.
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds. I don't know why.
Single or Group Dates: Single(3-somes still allowed)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No tea for me
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate+caramel
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee: I don't like that stuff
Do you Smoke: Nah
Do you Swear: Are you fucking kidding with this question?
Do you Sing: When people aren't around.
Do you Shower Daily: I try
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Ahem, move along to next question
Do you want to get Married: At some point, yes
Do you belive in yourself: Usually
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: I don't not like them
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Enough already, what am I? On trial?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Once, when I was like 5. Some screws from Ace
How do you want to Die: Not having my skin peeled off would be a bonus
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Something cool
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan would be nice
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown, sometimes blonde is cool too
Short or Long Hair: Both are ok, just not too extreme either way
Height: Above 5'0''
Weight: Eh, I'm not that choosey, but let's be reasonable
Best Clothing Style: Absent :D
Number of Drugs I have taken: Her? I don't care honestly
Number of CDs I own: CDs are so proletariat
Number of Piercings: I don't want her to look like the terminator
Number of Tattoos: I need to see real skin somewhere, but a few is fine
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I didn't keep a log
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My Interests

I enjoy soccer, girls(especially in skirts), nerdy games, band(sometimes), and people in general.

I'd like to meet:

Abe Lincoln...no wait...ZOMBIE LINCOLN...no...nowait...I got it!ROBO-ZOMBIE ABE LINCOLN RIDING A VELOCIRAPTOR!!

Music:

Oh sure, I like music: Franz Ferdinand, The Who, The Rolling Stones, Floyd, all sorts of stuff. When I am listening to music, I generally go for older stuff, but I enjoy some new music as well. However, my true love is standup. iPod is full of it. If you are into that kinda thing, check out Mitch Fatel, Eddie Izzard, Jim Gaffigan, Lewis Black, The Kings of Comedy, Dane Cook, Mitch Hedberg, Stephen Lynch, hell I could go on.

Movies:

We know



I prefer comedies. I love me some Mr. Bean. I will attend most any movie(except horror, I can't get into paying to have nightmares) with a friend.

Television:

Comedy Central, I generally use my Tv for video games.

Books:

I will read anything interesting at all. I prefer humor, but I also like political/military thrillers. Ooh baby.

Heroes:

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