Churn |
Oh God! I squant friggin do this!
Squilliam threw
down the skin he was stuffing in a fit of disgust. All around him the busy
little hum of sausage meat machinery continued to buzz and squelch....
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 07:32:00 GMT |
Don't Look At Me Like That You Love It |
Here. Have a monologue on me. Not, yknow, physically on me (or otherwise for that matter me) but yknow... for free. Gratuit. It's an expression you dickhead. Just read it. Gaylord.My eyes feel like th...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:37:00 GMT |
Splifflicated |
Creativity. It's a known fact thatgrass raises creativity from 8 to 11 times. In fact, everyone findsthat they're more creative stoned, than straight. So sample brotherDoom. To begin with, some light ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:58:00 GMT |
Crash |
Granpa shout down a German bomber in the war. He certainly did. Went right out into the street, all fire and vitriol in his belly, screaming at them. I dunno what it was, some say it was his ulcers ma...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:34:00 GMT |
So it turns out |
While crumbling into bed last night at 2am, having to be up in less than 6 hours, my brain decided, no. shutting off quietly and getting some rest would be Stupid. No, i think i'll go ahead and be all...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:25:00 GMT |
Getting Laid and not Getting Paid |
How about some situational screen-play style dialogue based MaSHIZnit? Yeah?I bet ya would, i can see it in your eyes...I feel like an over-sugared bowl of porridge. We're cranking out some James Br...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:46:00 GMT |
He Ha Ha He Is Alive! |
It Is Time!A Sante SanaSquash BananaWe we nuguMi mi apana!Ahh good old Rafiki. He knows the way.I'm rhyming up to the max recently. Which is good, because i shall be making sweet sweet music very soon...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:27:00 GMT |
Im kinda an idiot, but my life is kinda awesome |
And it begins...I text an ex girlfriendPraying it wont sendIt's a pretty big mistakeTo make on the weekendShe's probably out thereOut her mind, doesn't careI'm drunkenly stumblingI find this quite hum...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 13:34:00 GMT |
some lines that go nowhere, and some that probably shouldnt have gone somewhere |
first off here's a collection of lines that popped in, but didnt really go anywhere. they're completely unconnected, but you may be interested to know that this is how i write stuff. i come up with o...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:53:00 GMT |
Ugh. I Love You. |
"Ugh. I love you."It was all she needed to say because it explained everything perfectly. We two, from different worlds, travelling to different places, with no knowing of when or where we each might ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 08:12:00 GMT |
