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How Is Made Paintball - The best home videos are hereA little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.""You're wasting your time, " said the boy."Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled."Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
Id like to meet a few people:
Ryan Greenspan, and Chris Metzen!!!!!!
The guy who takes the Windows Vista wallpaper pictures. I am rocking the dock out on the open ocean withe the sun setting and the clouds so perfect! I'd love to be there! That picture is probably the closest ill get to heaven for a while.
TIGGER!!!! Definitely my most favorite Disney Character Ever!
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Goo Goo Dolls! I am a fan of music, I LOVE all types of music except for head banging metal. If you make me listen to that crap ill punch a hole in ur window!
I like pretty much everything with the exception of Scary movies, I'm a sissy.
T.V......................Whats that???? I started watching a little T.V. recently, i like Smallville and who doesn't like Heroes.
A Brilliant Solution by Carol Berkin. I have read it a dozen times and its still on my night stand.
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, Spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping "Love you!!"He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?""Well, you came home after 3 am , drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door.""So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, b*tch, I'm married!!!"Broken table - $200 Hot breakfast - $5 Red Rose bud - $3 Two aspirins - $0.25 Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless