This profile created on September 29, 2006.
Have you ever?
been drunk maybe
kissed a member of the opposite sex no im still waiting for my first one i want it to be special
kissed a member of the same sex not that i kno of
been to San Francisco for the Gay Pride Parade not yet...
crashed a friend's car the one time i drove it, go figure
driven while high nope
been swiming in the Ocean yea an i got stung by a jellyfish, go figure
been to Japan nahh fuck radiation
ridden in a taxi think so
I've seen a shark while in the Ocean kicked one, seriously
smoked weed
snorted cocain
been in love only with myself...but ive said it to like 4 girls
been attacked by a wild animal crazy niggers count?
been dumped call me nelly- over an over again
hot boxed in a car with 1 or more people always an innocent victim
been fired yea but they hired me back, conocos goofy like that
celebrated mardi-gras in new Orleans hell yea nigra
been in a fist fight yea an sometimes i even win!
snuck out of my parent's house never had a curfew
ever had a crush on someone of the same sex ?
had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back yea but she had em for me previously so that shouldnt count
been arrested ask guillot. thanks again buddy. not that it was the only time
shoplifted when i was young an broke
made out with a stranger hell yea
celebrated new years in time square not yet
gone on a blind date nahh i get my own skeezers
lied to a friend o yea
had a crush on a teacher ms. hill 6th grade. i felt her leg once. it was worth the detention
been to Europe yes i have!!
skipped school yea. got caught
slept with a co-worker I work with a buncha dudes. i aint gay or nothin but i have slept in some of their beds yes.
been to Ireland for st. patricks day thatd be a waste of time
cut myself on purpose im cut as a mother fucker. ragin 4 pack daddio
been shot at im white
played paintball with no protection no but dale did. haha streaker thats what ya get
Been snowboarding yeaa!
Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show good film yo
I have slept in the nude every night
Been on a plane yes indeedy sweety
Been to Mexico yeaa! Tijuana, u kno u wanna
I have dated someone for a year or more two different girls for a total of 4 and a half years. my sperm an money are finally mine again though
I've gotten my ass kicked violently. more than once. what you got a prollem with that? you wanna go bitch?
I've done ecstasy
injected herion
I've got in a verbal fight with a teacher i threw a deskchair at coach dup. brother martin was rough yo
Dated someone older than you are yea. as it turns out shes really fuckin wierd. epiphanies are lame and never last ya dig?
Flashed/Mooned someone haha. u kno it
Beer bonged not lately
Went skinny dipping not lately
Ever given someone a hicky only to be a dick, lickins wayyy better than suckin
Ever gotten a hicky friggin sluts
Ever got super drunk to where you can't remeber the night before not lately
I've shot a real gun im in the army. no
I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them not lately
Been moshing at a concerts yeaaa! endfest especially
Gotten in trouble w/ the cops not lately
) Done something w/a friend's bf/gf not lately
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
you wanna drink some beer with me and ma padnas? yea? well fuckin right then, i guess id like to meet YOU daddio. but before you request me as a friend you oughtta remember this interesting little fact: 98% of all murders and rapes are performed by either a family member or friend of the victim. do you really wanna have another dude to watch your back around? i mean, im not sayin im a rapist or a murderer but hey, facts are facts. the more people you make friends with the better your chances of a freshly demolished choony or a bullet to the brain there buddy.
300. i wanna be a spartan warrior.
THE PUNISHER :=
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