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Megladon

I AM WE TODD DID IAM SOFA KING WE TODD DID

About Me

sometimes when I'm rolling around on the ground grabbing peoples ankles; I think to my self i wish i was tumbling in a field of flowers and fairies. oh shit what the fuck am i talking about I dont think when I'm WASTED.Bleeding through my self inflicted wounds, Playing with torches and hammers. everywhere she turns they are chatting and chewing their gum. well if you are one of those choke on it and eat a dick, bananas are a good start. a bunch of canibalistic mexican mutant basement dwellers ate my mom.

My Interests

Painting, drawing, fucking shit up, Metal both kinds, fire, distorted body parts, Blood, (cause it tastes so good), FUCK as well as CUNT, going to strip clubs, eating a good fucking steak, fucking, drinking, Pink Flamingos, drooling from bong rips, PBR to the fullest extent, hanging out nude, killing innocent children, (just seeing if u were paying attention) whores, warm weather, and jewlery. oh u know, long walks on the beach.

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin, mainly cause he is one BAD ass mother fucker. Lemmy, cause he's the fucking man, Charles Bukowski,and maybe THE ONE AND ONLY SATAN, but im sure ill be seeing him soon enough. If i Believed any of that shit people make up.

Music:

Primus, Isis, Neurosis, Black Sabath, Iron Maiden, Led Zeplin, Ludacra, SWANS, Nick Cave, Motorhead, Bowie, Janis Joplin, Old Man Gloom, MELVINS, CASH, DIO, Rainbow, Six Feet Under, Sepultura, Arch Enemy, L7, Asunder, Sleep, Forigner, Opeth, Last Empire, 3 inches of Blood, Cannibal Corpse, Guns & Roses, Blondie, DEATH, Carnivore, Slaye, Pantera, Cradle Of Filth, Jane's Addicton, Toxic Holocaust, old school Metalica, Turbonegro, Dystopia, Walls of Jerico, Blood for Blood, ACDC, Celtic Frost, Overcast, Skinless, Bad Religion, Caliban, The Cure, Sick of it all, Order of the Vulture, Bloodlet, Motley Crue, Weezer, Converge, Bludwulf, The Arcia Strain, Menacer, Pixies, Coalesce, V.O.D, Danzig, Beastie Boys, Candiria, Modest Mouse, The Clash, sonic youth, Queen, Pat Benetar, NIRVANA, Willie, Waylon, Haggard, Joan Jett, and anything else that makes you air guitar.... there is so much more i havent even heard yet or can remember.

Movies:

anything Mel Brooks does, Natural Born Killers, Devils Rejects, Blue Velvet, Kill Bill I,II, Sin City, From Dusk till Dawn, Gumo, Super troopers, Evil Dead..., re-animator...., Pink Flamingos, Dead Alive, Run Lola Run, Better off Dead, Drop Dead Fred, Monty Python, Beetlejuice, One Crazy Summer, Mall Rats, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Edward scissorhands, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Labryth, Hedwig and the angry inch, Run ronnie run, Fight Club, clock work orange, Pirates of the carribian, Boondock Saints, Me Myself & irene, The Lost Boys, A Dirty Shame, Dawn of the Dead, The Big Lebowski, Pecker, Taxi Driver, Bar Fly, Full Metal Jacket, Shaun of the Dead, Leaving Las Vegas, Wild at Heart, Harold and Maude, SLC Punk, The usual suspects, Cry Baby, Club Dread, Itchi the killer, seven, Trainspotting, Battle Royal, Pecker, Donnie Darko, Wet Hot American Summer, Silence of the lambs, Bum Fights, Fear and Loathing.., Buffalo Roam, Caddy Shack,The Shining, spinal Tap,.... im a bit of a movie junkie

Television:

Fuck that shit except family guy that can stay, oh yeah the Simpsons and South Park

Books:

Anything By Hunter S. Thompson, Tom Robbins, "Even cowgirls get the Blues", "Still Life with Woodpecker",.... and Charles Bukoski, "Ham on Rye".. or poems in, "Love is a Dog from Hell", The Collector, Catcher in the Rye, oh man i could keep going

Heroes:

My PUSSY for being such a trouper for all these years