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Your Birthdate: November 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!
Your strength: Your self sufficiency
Your weakness: You despise authority
Your power color: Maroon
Your power symbol: Hammer
Your power month: July What Does Your Birth Date Mean? ..
You Are the Ace of Spades
You are ambitious, slow and steady, and at times, self serving.
You aim high, and you're willing to be brutal to get what you desire.
Highly dominant and controlling, people are intimidated by your presence.
Yet while you are a bit scary, you are scarily charming. People are driven to please you.
You crave the best in life, and you enjoy the spoils of your success.
You live a charmed life, and you're enjoying every moment of it.
A gamble you should take: Playing poker
Your friends would describe you as: Hard working
Your enemies would describe you as: Ruthless
If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A student by day, a stripper by night What Playing Card Are You? Created @ Starboo.com