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***Sissy***

What goes on tour.........stays on tour!

About Me

I am currently travelling 'round Ozland...was suppose to be returning to the mothership about 7 weeks ago but decided to extend my visa and have another year over here! Reasons for this are numerous...... for a start if I go back to the uk now I willbe homeless and unemployed.....and well my way of looking at it is that I may as well be homeless and unemployed.....somewhere warm and sunny! So far me and my backpack have been through Asia for a few months, now Oz then provided I sort my life out over here and actually do somework...I plan to head to NZ...then onto South America. I except the fact that one day I will have to return to England.......but in the meantime I am happy to live the dream!
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I am actually the clummsiest person in the world ever.......I fall over at least twice a day. I have bad hair and everyone thinks I put my makeup on in the dark. I own a ridiculous amount of jewellery....even tho i live out of a backpack I still manage to have more than everyone else I know put together. Tis ok tho as one day I shall be a top jewellery designer earn loads of money to buy more shit jewellery! I dont like mushrooms...they taste like crap. I am really loud especially after a few wines. I hate people I dont know touching me. I could eat nothing but prawns, pasta and pizza for the rest of my life. I have a really nice little scar between my eyebrows. I have weird colour eyes. I cant pronounce the word specific. I love Karaoke. I hate clowns...infact my idea of hell is a clown holding a load of spiders in a thunderstorm. I would quite possibly sell my Nan for a bag of skittles (sorry Nan). I develope a horrible quiz related tourettes whenever taking part in a question answer game......Its actually quite embarassing. Moths make me want to vomit.....I am not entirely sure why. I break and or lose on average 3 phones and 2 cameras a year. I lack the ability to go a day without having at least one argument/ dicussion with someone. I use theese .......................................... way to much in all emails and text messages....dramatic pause! I have a thing about rugby players..... and arrogant Australian men. I really really really want to go to south America (next time maybe). I have absolutely no intentions of getting married....all I want is someone to wake up in the mornings with. I used to have a thing for Lawrence llwellyn bowen..... I have very small hands. I really wish I could drive. I miss my Mum and my sisters and my friends and my Wife...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: No....I snuffle
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Both
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: A clown clutching a bag of spiders in a thunder storm
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: No duplo
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: Its ok
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Yes
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: Not really
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: Fun
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Beigey/grey keyboard colour
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Yes
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: Not yet
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: Many....but they are secret
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Thailand
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Everyday
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Yes
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Sort of
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: I dont know
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: No
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Yes....I love it
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: No
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: Pro...ish...sorry
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: No.....I hope not
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Not really
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Cat and dogs and hay
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": This morning
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: No...I dont know
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: No....I laugh
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: Poached
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Yes
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: In......a parralell universe
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 14.05
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Sissy
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: Yes
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: Errr....about a week ago
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Baths
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: Yes
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: No
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Myspace, Caffine, Nicotine and sushi
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: Neither
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: Yes
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: Once
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: Errrr...yes
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: No
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: Yes
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Greeny bluey grey
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: about two weeks ago
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: Yes
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: Most peoples
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: A littlebit
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: No
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: I did once
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: No
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: I love it
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: Yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: Yes
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: No a cat is
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: YES......more than marriage
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: No
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: Yes
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Garlic bread...it was the only bread I had left
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: No
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Yes
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: That fucking frosties one....with the boy...apaarently he killed himself because he got bulliedover it......GOOD
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: No
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Lots
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My Interests

My friends...my family...Jelly beans , skittles, any sweets really, chain smoking L and B , drinking lots, Dressing up for no real reason, watching friends on sunday...with an appauling hangover! Laughing so much I cant breath, falling over (not really an interest just something that happens to me alot!). Swimming in the sea, especially when very drunk and naked (again not really an interest as such), Rainbows, tacky shit jewellery , the 80's, charity shops, wine, tattoos, sleeping, bright eyeshadows, Christmas, religiotat, ebay, karaoke, dancing (badly), eating cheese, the sea, going to town on the bus with no money and just "looking", going to town on the bus with no money and spending a fortune in shops on store cards!, baths, not having to wake up in the morning, My two lovely godchildren, people with weird names, candles, fairy lights, strange advertising posters from the 20's onwards, the sound of my Mum's bracelets (if you have had the priveledge to meet her you will understand), Dyeing my hair, cutting my hair, Rainbows, Blowing bubbles , watching my friends be silly, being silly, cocktails, biting my nails, making others laugh, gossiping, Jack daniels (never with ice), Mini Coopers (old style), watching balamory with Kaelem...over and over again (although the policeman in it is scary as hell!), Drawing, painting, making mess, being kissed on the forehead, fridge magnets, snow globes and reading .....anything!

I'd like to meet:

* The man who invented Ice Tea...genius * Rainbow bright * Homer Simpson * Bill Bryson * Ewan MacGregor * A sword swallower * Frieda Kahlo * Tracey Emin * The list is Endless...............
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Music:

First things first I HATE COLDPLAY...I dont even really know why...the lead singer makes me feel sick...I have this overwhelming urge to batter him about the head every time he is on tv... I do however like anything crap....including Whitesnake....Poison any bad 80's "rock" music really, Also (trying to mantain some street cred.)Sublime, Flaming lips, Damien Rice, Donavon Frankenreiter, Chemical brothers, Massive attack, Orson, Prodigy, Gorillaz, the GO! team, Dusty Springfield, Kings of Leon, The Zutons, Bonnie Tyler, Dolly Parton, Jose Gonzalez, Kooks, Lilly Allen, Madonna (imaculate collection not new shite), Mansun, The Pipettes, Queen, Ray lamontagne, Jamie T, Star Sailor, The Delays, gypsy kings, Snow Patrol, Jem, Offspring, the Eels, the Clash, the Jam, Urban Species, Irene Cara, U2, Oasis, Blur, should probably big up my cousins band aswell "The Rebecca Riots" They are actually very good!
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Movies:

Errrmmmm......Con Air, Broken Arrow, Die Hard, I really need to get out more. Any crap horror films. Old School, Wedding crashers and thing with either of the Wilson brothers in it really. Not really a big 'chick flick' fan...but have been known to have a few 'moments' whilst watching Love Actually. errrr... Point break, Blow, Pirates of the Carribean. Anything that will make me laugh.
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Television:

Nothing for ages now.....but in the past I have been known to enjoy, Lost , Neighbours, Diagonosis murder and Friends!
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Books:

I read anything...everything, I love to read! I can happily devour a whole book of an afternoon! Still my spelling is terrible!Recently I have read "scar tissue" by Anthony Kiedis (the lead singer of the Chilli Peppers)....this was very good..a abit intense but good, also Leaving Tabasco...by Carmen Boullosa which was also a good read. Ermmm....have just re-read The long way round by Ewan MacGregor and Charlie Boorman.....one of my favourite books.er....Jodi Piccoult My sisters Keeper, Sushi for beginners by marian Keyes, The Lovely Bones by Alice Seabold, hhmmm.....Janet Evanovich stuff....Sophie Kinsella books make me giggle also. Nan's 90th 2006, My Sisters, my Cousins and my wicked Nan! We rock!

Heroes:

My Mummy!My Wife and few other people.....they know who they are! I LOVE THEM! (can I just add...I have only actually had this pointed out to me but it appears that in the top picture...My Mother is smoking a dirty filthy rollup......shame on you mother!!)
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My Blog

Lucie

Goopers I miss you. Way too much........I miss you everyday and it feels strange that I will not see you for at least another year! I miss all our stupid missions and our beautiful flat! I miss being ...
Posted by ***Sissy*** on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:16:00 PST

Update....random stuff !

Oh yes indeed I have been beyond slack as fuck recently when it come to 'blogging' or whatever you call it! Anyways I am currently in Perth (still Australia..not Scotland!). Working in a very nice cof...
Posted by ***Sissy*** on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:05:00 PST

Update and stuff

Ok so haven't actually bothered writting a blog for friggin ages now.....but alas this shall be a quick one as soooo much has happened that I cant be bothered to recount it all. Ok so was pickign Broc...
Posted by ***Sissy*** on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:29:00 PST

Catch up

Hello....havent written a blog in ages......tonnes of reasons for this, none are massively interesting so I shall spare you that info. I am currently staying in quite possibly the most minging hostel ...
Posted by ***Sissy*** on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:58:00 PST

Tequila!!!

Why the fuck do i do it?....Everytime...why can't I be a normal person and just drink one or two shots?...oh know I have to drink about 8....then lose all memory of anything that has happened the nigh...
Posted by ***Sissy*** on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:47:00 PST

Back in from the outback

Well back to the relative normality of Brisbane..... made it all of a week of fruitpicking. Honest to god the palce we were staying was the weirdest place I ahve ever been! The middle of nowhere....no...
Posted by ***Sissy*** on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:15:00 PST

Snakes, Spiders and Tsunamis!

So after a bit of a false start we managed to leave Manly on tuesday. Missioned to byron and am now currently living it up in a $45 tent in the jungle. Its really nice here.........once you come to te...
Posted by ***Sissy*** on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

The most random accident ever!

Last night me and Sarah got really really drunk. As a result of this I managed (god knows how) to get into bed and fall asleep on my nail clippers. Woke up this morning with a massive hole in my face....
Posted by ***Sissy*** on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST

St Patricks day etc

Ok well the last few days have been fairly eventful......I think. I cant actually remeber a massive amount. Friday we went to the city for lunch in the restaurant Jen has started working in. This was ...
Posted by ***Sissy*** on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:32:00 PST

Leaving Manly

After about 4 and a half months of arsing about in Manly....I have actually finally booked my tickets to leave. Originally planned to go on the 2nd of April, but due to boredom and money we are now de...
Posted by ***Sissy*** on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST