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About Me


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Name: Danielle
Birthday: June 4, 1985
Birthplace: BROOKLYN!!!!
Current Location: San Diego, CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Black (duh), Irish, Puerto Rican, and Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops (It's HOT!!!)
Your Weakness: Food
Your Fears: Not being happy
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Sausage, Pineapple, and Extra Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start up school again and focus on ME!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm Hungry
Your Best Physical Feature: Legs
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandmothers
Pepsi or Coke: Neither- I don't drink soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: I WANT MCDONAAAAANOLDS!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Hell NO!
Do you Swear: F!*$ Yeah
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: Too Many Times
Do you want to go to College: Wanna Go Back
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no I'm too greedy
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Is life considered a drug???
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Every damn day
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: HAHAHA
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Only once
Ever Shoplifted: NO- my pops is the po po
How do you want to Die: Happy and knowing my family is straight
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Sexy
Favourite Hair Color: Don't matter
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Taller than me
Weight: NO FAT BOYS!!!
Best Clothing Style: Something unique yet you have to match
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count but enough to fill 3 iPods
Number of Piercings: 2 in ears
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Getting angry over b.s.
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Your Deadly Sins
Gluttony: 80%
Wrath: 60%
Greed: 40%
Pride: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Envy: 20%
Lust: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 43%
You'll die choking on a cookie in bed. How Sinful Are You?
*~Hmmmm......Tell me Something....~*
Whatz ya A.K.A.? Dani
Why they call u that? My name shortened
Smoke a lil' somethin'? Hell nah
Drink a lil somethin'? Hell yea lol
Favorite namebrand? Whatever looks cute on me... I rock my own style
50 or Game? Neither... and I wish ppl would stop saying 50 runs NY when nobody here likes him
Bloodz/Cripz? I don't do thoses.....
Oral or just sex? Whoa buddy.... thats nunya lol
Missionary/Doggy style? What the hell I just say
Fitted/Scully? Fitted
Southside/Bedstuy? Like my little brother said 90s all day
Frontz/like em' or not? nope not my thing they make your breath stink
Jordanz or Pradaz? Neither... dunks and chucks
Stilletos or wedge heelz? Stilleto pumps in the club lol
Raw or Protected? Protected.... too much shit going around
Last time u fucked? NUNYA!!!!!
Where was it? Don't worry bout it
Good or what? HAHAHAHAHA
Ever messed wit' someone else piece? Unknowingly
When was the last time u went clubbin'? Labor Day Weekend
Tattoos? Yes my gangsta teddy bear on my hip lol
Would u eva tattoo ya loves name on u? Nope i wouldn't even put my own name on me lol
Nextel or Sprint? Sprint
Role Model My Pops!
Bet/ Mtv BET
Go hard 4 attention? Neva go hard.. just show up and I draw attention
Whatz the main thing u look 4 in some 1? Personality
Love......Sex? Love
Jamaica ave or Downtown B.K? DOWNTOWN B.K. ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!
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My Interests

Beyonce - Woman Like Me
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I'd like to meet:

Prince so I can kidnap him, Pharrell (again so I can get his number this time lol), and Quincy Jones so we can work on some things together......

Music:

Anything from Red Hot Chilli Peppers to Marvin Gaye to Jay-Z to Prince

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, Scarface, A Bronx Tale, New Jack City

Television:

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Ten Things About You
1: i'm sweet
2: i'm mean
3: i'm cute
4: i'm smart
5: i'm always giving
6: i'm silly
7: i'm serious
8: hard worker
9: family oriented
10: the baddest brooklyn broad
Nine Things You Love
1: my family
2: music
3: writing
4: food!!!
5: pharrell
6: brooklyn
7: new york
8: people who make me laugh
9: my real friends
Eight Songs You Love
1: The Beautiful Ones by Prince
2: Five to One by The Doors
3: Can't Knock the Hustle by Jay-Z
4: Crush On You by Lil' Kim and Lil' Cease
5: Come Get To This by Marvin Gaye
6: Free by Deniece Williams
7: Loving You by Tony Toni Tone
8: Shake It Off/ I Like Em Girls (i don't remember who sings it but its a DC GoGo song)
Seven Things You Wear Daily
1: My uniform :(
2: my vicky don't tell nobodys
3: flip flops
4: shirt
5: chucks
6: earrings
7: bracelets
Six Things That Make You Smile
1: Prince
2: food
3: music
4: my brother jaden
5: Pharrell
6: anything that reminds me of ny
Five Things You're Looking Forward To
1: GETTING THE HELL OUTTA CALI!!!!!!!!!
2: eating
3: finishing my novel
4: seeing my family again
5: meeting Prince
Four Things You're Scared Of
1: Death
2: Planes
3: Bugs
4: Fat People
Three Things That Annoy You
1: Fat People
2: Ignorant People
3: My Ex/ Stalker
Two Of Your Favorite Books
1: Addicted
2: da Vinci Code
One Thing You Can't Live Without
1: Music
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Heroes:

MY DADDY!

My Blog

your plan all along...

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be my friend.....

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Warning In Advance

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How To Love Again

Baby tell me.... Can I love you as I have loved others? Cause if I do I'll get hurt again You promised you won't and that you'll be there to teach me Teach me how to love again You say you're not like...
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