Well my perfect fantasy dinner would be myself, Stephen Fry - great for conversation and intelligence, Woody Allen - providing the wit and humour, Robert Deniro - greatest actor in the world should have some great stories, Pete Doherty - purely to see what he does, Audrey Hepburn - see how beautiful she is in real life, Jesus - see what the fuss is about, Leo Da vinci - purely to clear up all this da vinci code bullshit once and for all.