When people say Barack Obama is too green to be President, I think....
Hillary Clinton: "....they're absolutely right."
Barack Obama: "....they haven't looked at my record."
George Bush: "....he looks brown to me."
People always recognize me once I....
Alec Baldwin: "....start talking."
Brad Garret: "....stand up."
OJ Simpson: "....begin murdering them."
If our family name wasn't changed at Ellis Island, I'd be known as....
Martha Stewart: "....Martha Stepanski."
John Tesh: "....John Telericci."
Paris Hilton: "....Paris Von Schlongtrap auf Hosebag."
My Interests
Movies:
The Shawshank Redemption
Television:
24, Every Detroit Red Wings hockey game thanks to the NHL Package.
