TEXAS BLIND SNAKE |
This is really awesome, I just caught the snake and have added pic's of it in in pic's for ya'll to see, it isn't one that I'm going to keep, hope you enjoy *smile*TEXAS BLIND SNAKE (Leptotyphlops dul...
Posted by darqfire62 on Mon, 05 May 2008 05:29:00 PST |
Lost Control... |
At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, "That new bull nearly did me in today, pardner.""Oh yeah, what happened?" asked the other cowboy."I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came ...
Posted by darqfire62 on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:23:00 PST |
Be Careful What You Wish For |
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake...
Posted by darqfire62 on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:18:00 PST |
New Job *Yippy* |
Dang ya think it took me long enough to find a job here...LOL it's never takin me this long to find a job and it was gettin bad but I found out what I was doing wrong. Since I've been here in TX. I ca...
Posted by darqfire62 on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:41:00 PST |
Mouse Balls |
This is an actual alert to Microsoft Field Engineers that went out to all Microsoft Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very serious. The rest of us may find it rather humorous.LOL!
Mem...
Posted by darqfire62 on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:49:00 PST |
Just for fun...LOL RedNeck Sexual IQ Test |
A condom is a large apartment complex.True or False
Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.True or False
Vagina is a medical term used todescribe a Heart Attack.True or False
A menstrual cycle has thr...
Posted by darqfire62 on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:30:00 PST |
Ladies beware!!! Curt/Pic |
I've been doing alot of research on this guy, he's good at what he does and has been doing it for along time now so I'm also writin this to warn all you single women out there and your friends, This ...
Posted by darqfire62 on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:46:00 PST |
Questions to Ponder |
1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?3. Is there ever a day that mattresses a...
Posted by darqfire62 on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:50:00 PST |
Square Balls |
A little old lady went into the headquarters of a large national bank one day, dragging a large bag behind her. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings accoun...
Posted by darqfire62 on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:16:00 PST |
Cake or Bed |
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrups. "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says, angrily, "Fix the ...
Posted by darqfire62 on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:10:00 PST |
