Musclebound |
I really want to get ripped. I mean, muscle wise. But this thought usually only lasts a few days and then I decide I'm happy with being a pudgy loser. Muscles would be nice though. Except that I think...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:06:00 GMT |
Novel Approach |
Damn! I haven't updated this in forever! Sorry muchachos! But I think
I'm finally going to finish my wizard novel. I've been thinking about
it for 2 years and I would finally like to put that to bed...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:24:00 GMT |
Why? |
Why is my boss hovering over my desk? Doesn't he have someone else to bother?
Posted by on Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:52:00 GMT |
Obligatory Post |
Hi Blog,I'm sorry I haven't updated you in awhile. Things have just been so gosh darned busy here. I must have worked, like, a million hours last week!Anyway, today is a slow day and everyone is tryin...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:15:00 GMT |
By Crom |
Yeah, I've been thinking about Conan the Barbarian a lot these days. What would he do if he was in my skechers ? I bet he wouldn't take crap from nobody, and he'd straight-up grab a girl he liked an...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:09:00 GMT |
Work?!? Seriously? |
I have to work from 1pm to midnight tonight! It's Sunday! What would Jebus think? Plus, I have to go in at 9am tomorrow morning and last until 9pm! Man. I guess it's back to meth for me...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 11:55:00 GMT |
Sex Majick |
I bought an expensive love spell online to make this girl fall in love with me. But I don't think it's working. If anything she appears to be getting angrier and angrier. I'm going to play it out tho...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:12:00 GMT |
Work Sucks |
Work has been kicking my ass lately. Even tonight I have to work until midnight. Midnight! What am I, a hooker? It ain't right I tell ya! Well, at least Memorial Day weekend is coming up and I can t...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 09:58:00 GMT |
No Soup For Me |
Well, the boat tour is over. It was a raging success. If by 'raging sucess' you mean a horrible ordeal. Which it was. I burned through the expense account in one afternoon of attacking the mini bar....
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 08:38:00 GMT |
Notes from the Soup Cruise |
Audiofile from Matthew's voice recorder. Recorded on 3/30/09.Matthew: "Okay, so we're just going to brainstorm some activities to do on this cruise. Y'know, something fun, but something that won't t...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:27:00 GMT |
