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Captain Kirk

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About Me

Ladies and gentlemen....how are we? Good good...i'm glad! The name's Liam and yes, i'm still living in birmingham - if ya don't know it, think urself lucky!! Nah it's not that bad...o hu am I kiddin? Ha ha i currently work as rent boy after recently quitting my job as an surveyor...a dramatic fall from slight grace I believe!! Ha ha a rent boy?! Shame on you if you believed that one!!
Anyway i've told enough lies and spoke enough shit for now so i'm gonna finish this...get in touch if ya want, if ya don't...your loss. If you think i'm a complete bellend after reading this then you are 100% on the money - but a loveable bellend at that. Peace out beasts x
A Quiz About Me...
1. Taken a picture fully naked? As in have I taken a picture of sum1 else whilst I was fully naked or have i taken a piccy of myself whilst being fully naked? The answer is no either way but...I'm confused
2. Painted your room? No
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? I've kissed probly 1 of my m8s...whilst being drunk...kissed tho not made out...
4. Drove a car? Yes...
5. Danced in front of your mirror? O ye...n the mirror was impressed!
6. Have a crush? I s'pose I do really...
7. Been dumped? I don't think I have actually...
8. Stolen money from a friend? Definately not...n I never will...
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? If I have I would probly have been drunk...
10. Been in a fist fight? ummmm....Nope
11. Snuck out of your house? No but I've snuck into the house...!!
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Almost certainly
13. Been arrested? No
14. Made Out With A Stranger? Ye...but I don't want to remember the occasion(s)
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes...
16. Left your house without telling your parents? Yup
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? No...
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? No but I shud have
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? If I have I would have been in a drunken mess...it happens all the time
20. Seen someone die? NO!!!
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Kissed a picture? Everyone has...n if they deny it they are lying!
23. Slept in until 3? Regular occurence
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yeh man...Im always thinkin' of someone different
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? My favourite hobby now you mention it...
26. Made a snow angel? I try but I rarely succeed to make a good one...
27. Played dress up? Yeah baby...I love it! Sailor is my favourite theme!!! Ha ha !
28. Cheated while playing a game? I might have done but I don't do cheaters really...
29. Been lonely? All the fcukin time now i'm never at school...
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? U knows it!
31. Yelled at a friend? being serious? Yes...i'm can chuck quite a temper and i'm a bit of a winger...but it's all in a days work
32. Felt an earthquake? Yes...
33. Touched a snake? Ha ha...how funny...i'm holding one right now : !!! ha ha terrible sexual innuendo! i'm joking of course...
34. Ran a red light? I don't drive yet...
35. Been suspended from school? No
36. Had detention? Yus...
37. Been in a car accident? Yes... got run over lol.
38. Hated the way you look? Yeh id say so...
39. Witnessed a crime? Erm...erm...probably but i can't recall seeing it
40. Pole danced? I take classes...no joke!
41. Been lost? Yes!!!
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yeh and it was a real let down ha ha...
43. Felt like dying? Yeh...but i lived to tell the tale (i apologize...that pun was terrible)
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yup
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Coke...it was strangely arousing...i'll have to do it more often
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Ahh the memories...no i don't think i've ever been that arsed bout doin' it
50. Kissed in the rain? No
51. Sang in the shower? O ye...I propa go for it...my album's out soon
52. Made love in a park? The tree was the best spot...
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Ha ha i think it's highly likely...
54. Glued your hand to something? It was an American Pie 2 moment...ha ha! Not really!
55. Got your tongue stuck to a pole? No...didn't that happen on dumb and dumber?
56. Ever gone to work partially naked? No but there's a first time for everything!
57. Been a cheerleader? Now wouldn't that be comical...
58. Sat on a roof top? N drank a shit load of vodka...
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? No...i hope nobody does this...but if you do then don't you dare request me as a friend!
60. Too scared to watch scary movies alone? Sumtimes...i'm a bit of a pussy
61. Played chicken? the "with a" is missing from this question...n yes but i'm not proud of it...
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes...
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Cute i think...bastards
65. Been easily amused? All the time...
67. Mooned/flashed someone? We luv it!
68. Cheated on a test? Yes...
69. Forgotten someone's name? It's an illness...
70. Slept naked? Yes...and?
71. Gone skinny dipping? Ye
73. Blacked out from drinking? Nope...
74. Played a prank on someone? Yes...sorry mapp my piss just happened to land in your beer!
75. Gone to a late night movie? No...
76. Made love to anything not human? Sheep are plentiful round here...everyone does it!
77. Failed a class? Yes!
78. Choked on something ur not supposed to eat? No but my brother swallowed a 2p once...
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? I'm pretty sure that people that have done this are few and far between...
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? No...faithful is my middle name...
82. Thrown strange objects? Does poo count? Joking!
83. Felt like killing someone? Ye...so watch out
84. Felt like running away? No...felt like movin out
85. Have you ever ran away? No
89. Made a parent cry? Ye...oops
90. Cried over someone? Yeah . . .
91. Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Nein
92. Dated someone more than once? Erm...maybe...can't really remember
93. Had/Have a dog? Want one...
95. Own an instrument? Nope
96. Been in a band? No
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? No...only an American would do such a thing
98. Broken a CD? Yes n I didn't know why I did it afterwards...
99. Shot a gun? Yes...i'm just so hard you see!
100. Had feelings for one of your best/good friends? Erm...probly but I have a lot of emotional turmoil in my life...its hard to keep track...

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