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The Abominable Zmobie

my cock is much bigger than yours

About Me

im hollie, im 21, im not pretty, im not ugly, im not fat, im not thin, im just plane old average. i have a few piercings but now a days so does every one including next doors cat. i got a few tattoos too, its next doors dog on that one, not on my tattoo but the dog has some. i get annoyed when people litter, mistake ignorance for intellegence, when little chav children run past me when im trying to have a pint and call me cruella diville, just because i was skinning some dalfookinmations, i dont like people who dont appreciate what they have got, especially friends, i hate it when my ears have water in them after a bath, i love it when people walk down the street smiling for no reason, or when u set off some where and forget why so u have to turn around thats great. i hate it when u get that last little bit of shower gel stuck in the hook of the bottle i always have futile attempts at getting it out i let people walk all over me a hell of alot, i walk all over people too though in revenge... muwahaha if u wanna know anything about me that i havent outlined on this most detailed profile please ask some one else...

My Interests

music, playing it, listening to it, watching it being played. going to the beach to look at the sea, condisending people, eating avacados, occasionaly going to uni, dancing, modifing the wonderful body my parents gave me, cleaning my ears, being an unconfident emotional mess, cureing myself of my drug induced paranoia, skanking, talking to people, walking, the occasional tipple, sponges, camping, playing with fire, learning to do new things, hanging out at dirty rock clubs, finding new dirty rock clubs, swimming, washing, dying my hair, learning, dressing up as a zombie, feather dusters, people watching, travelling, lieing about things i can do, i like it when laura orgasums over car engines, or when fee orgasums over my face, festivals, going for a coffee, reading trashy magazines, spelling things incorectly, climbing trees and getting stuck...

I'd like to meet:

i hold no reservations,

Music:

i like alot of music so does every one i suppose lets just say i will give everything a chance

Movies:

the lost boys, fight club, stand by me, natural born killers, fear and lotheing, true romance, napolion dynamite, kevin smith movies, pricilla queen of the desert, hedwig and the angry inch, rocky horror, charlie and the chocolate factory, monty pythons all of, the occasional girly movie, spirited away, enter the dragon, kalifornia, the jacket, leon the professional... alot more i reacons

Television:

ermm..... spaced...scrubs...[adult-swim]...count duckula... trap door... hot hot house wives

Books:

i like alot of books but lets pretend i dont so i dont have to list them

Heroes:

the gangs i have dotted around the country we like to attack the elderly

My Blog

another for the time keepers

The marching fetuses soon developed an iron grip on the village; they started rounding them up, as the chickens had so shrewdly done in the last round. Their dismayed mothers trying to reclaim there l...
Posted by The Abominable Zmobie on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 02:00:00 PST

one more for the time keepers.

The screams echoed around the village, the chickens had escaped again and defiled Mrs Longjims knickers. She was adequately disconcerted but alas nothing could be done about it. The chickens pretty mu...
Posted by The Abominable Zmobie on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:57:00 PST

The story of the age so far

There was a time, not so distant before this one, so it is known, when the wild obeast of the east roamed free. Such like the lesser known cadaverous nomad of the north.Whos to have known the obeast o...
Posted by The Abominable Zmobie on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST