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drunk white kid

no chair in my house is more than 10ft from the beer

About Me

I'm lame

You Are Whiskey
You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man
That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl
You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day
Every day, in fact. And make that a few.

My Interests

Frisbee golf, music, girls, automobiles, guitar, my computer, shows, umm i dunno.

I'd like to meet:

You

Music:

I used to have a list of the bands I like to listen too, but now its to the point where I can't list them all. I like all genres from punk to rap to folk. I open to all kinds of music and I like it all.

Movies:

Detriot Rock City, Office Space, Edward Scissorhands, Hackers, Out Cold, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Rounders, Clockwork Orange, Labyrinth, Sweet November, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Rudy, Clerks, McHale's Navy, Blow, Outside Providence, The Big Lebowski, Layer Cake

Television:

Entourage

Books:

Catcher in the Rye
Art of Deception by Kevin Mitnik
Name: John Palmer (I swear, I'm not a serial killer!)
Birthdate: Jan. 16 1988
Birthplace: Regional Hostpital
Current Location: Dude, I've never moved, Rapid City
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2''
Weight: 150lbs
Piercings: both ears
Tatoos: nay
Overused Phraze: G Unit
FAVORITES
Food: Anything cheap
Candy: skittles
Number: 3
Color: green
Animal: koala bear
Drink: Gatorade
Alcohol Drink: Corona
Bagel: fuck bagels, donuts
Letter: L for this is really Lame
Body Part on Opposite sex: Everything about girls amaze me
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Arbys
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: eww
Chocolate or Vanilla depends if i can have vanilla and chocolate chip
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Depends if I'm freezing or tired
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: damn, that's hard
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: honestly, I'm think winter right now, too fucking hot outside
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: When I get tired and there is nothing to do
Most Missed Memory: The way shows used to be, before the scene shit in Rapid City.
Best phyiscal feature: My flat butt, haha
First Thought Waking Up: I should have gotten more sleep
Goal for this year: Live it up and Get R Done
Best Friends: Yep, heh
Weakness: I let people walk all over me
Fears: Snakes man, I fucking hate snakes
Heritage: Hillbilly
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yay
Ever Smoked: yay
Pot: yay
Ever been Drunk: yay
Ever been beaten up: nay
Ever beaten someone up: nay
Ever Skinny Dipped: nay
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: No such thing as a favorite, everyone is so gorgeous
Favorite Hair Color: No such thing as a favorite, everyone is so gorgeous
Short or Long: Short
Height: doesnt matter unless they happen to be taller than me, that's just wierd.
Style: Like everyone says, "their own" doesn't interest me
Looks or Personality: both damnit, can't i have both?
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: What do you call a drug? If I-B Profin is a drug then I'm an addict
Muscular or Really Skinny: Is there such thing as muscular in a girl? Anyway, can't be skinny.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: No Regrets
What country do you want to Visit: Holland
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately: I tend to stay away from the mall
Do you like Thunderstorms: This is such a myspace question
Get along with your Parents: Word
Health Freak: I like to stay healthy
Do you think your Attractive: Does that face say attractive? I don't think so..
Believe in Yourself: Yeah
Want to go to College: There is alot of thinking involved here
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: I have
Shower Daily: Fuck yes, nothing like coming out of that shower refreshed
Been in Love: I love life
Do you Sing: In my car
Want to get Married: Isn't this apart of the American dream?
Do you want Children: Yeah I want a kid, that would be the shit
Have your future kids names planned out: Why, would I wanna do a sick thing like that?
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Haha, age doesn't matter, its the person that matters. oops
Hate anyone: Nope, no one

Heroes:

Jesus, Marc Emery, Rodney Dangerfield, and Johnny Depp

My Blog

How to create anything you desire

Simply put, "The best way to predict the future is to create it." Our thoughts determine the present and future of what is contained within our lives. Its all about our choices. How and what we choos...
Posted by drunk white kid on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST