Travels |
Driving across the country is pretty boring, however here are some of the highlights. Well, for those of you who wondered, skunks smell the same in Indiana as they do in Ohio. Indianapolis sequentiall...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:05:00 GMT |
now |
For those of you not in the know, well... you are NOW. I am embarking westward. I leave behind smokestacks, shitty air, and weck. I see before me a fresh sense of me and new life. I am NOW going home....
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 02:10:00 GMT |
Shit |
Evoke that feeling from within...you know, the one feeling you get when you really have to shit and there are no facilties of the resolute nature to disembark your waste based upon societies cons...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 01:34:00 GMT |
Beware |
Be aware that those who have "Bitch" or "Heartbreaker" or "Wifey" or "Holla" as a word or words in their profile name will probably constitute you having a strong desire to eventually punch them in th...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:54:00 GMT |
Know |
I implore you to give credence to that which none else pays mind to, and you in turn will have knowledge beyond what no other will ever Know. I know something you do not know.Be Known.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:35:00 GMT |
Inadvertent |
Sometimes when you get a bit tipsy, a rant of sorts unleashed upon someone can inadvertently be of great benefit to another. Moral of the story...get tipsy. Much love.
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 20:58:00 GMT |
Green |
I want the next girl I date to be green. Literally green. I want her to look like grass, bleed green ketchup, shit out mint ice cream. When she smiles, I want it to look like she has a mou...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:18:00 GMT |
Souper |
Ok, the football fest was sweet , sucks to be a dynasty afficianado. But ...I had a wonderful time thinking that maybe just maybe, things are on the up. I mean, despite my internal loathe of certain a...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:02:00 GMT |
Indulgence |
Oral defecation and poor vision skillage are running rampant these days. When you look in a mirror one should see themselves and no one else; and when looking out a window one should see what or who i...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:40:00 GMT |
Exfoliate |
The next time you decide to head to a mecca of commerce with a pleasantly plump cohort, take extra precaution to avoid the advantageous Nordique hand care expert weilding extriodinary beauty and an ea...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:31:00 GMT |
