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recently, the state of my mental health has been in question. for some reason, people don't think im in control of all my faculties. (i know, its crazy isn't it?) i would just like to go on record saying "I AM THE MOST SANE PERSON IN MY FAMILY!!" - that should clear it all up (LOL) also, as it is my life's work to annoy those poor unfortunate souls who cross my path, i've found that myspace allows me to reach a greater audience, thus fulfilling my goal in life...seriously speaking, i'm a clown. just tryin to enjoy life and the people i love. i love my family dearly, even though they are the reason im in need of therapy now. what can i say, im a product of my environment. shout out to FREETOWN CONNECTION!!! if you don't know what im talkin about...RTFM!!im just tryin to maintain in this crazy world- livin my life and toleratin da fam!!
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[Marital Status] SINGLE
[Shoe size] size 10 (SHUT UP)
[Parents still together] unfortunately for the rest of the world
[Siblings] one crack headed sister- why me God??
[Pets] one gay, african doq- don't ask
FAVORITES
[Color] BLACK
[Number] whichever ones win me the powerball
[Animal] baby snow leopard ( thats so random)
[Drinks] FREE
[Soda] Wild Cherry Pepsi
[Book]
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] no
[Have tattoos?] unfortunately
[Have Piercings?] *blushing*
[Cheat on tests/homework?] does it count if i've yet to be caught?? lemme just say no to be on the safe side...LOL
[Drink/Smoke?] i don't understand the question LOL
[Like roller coasters?] only on those "When roller coasters go wrong" shows. quite entertaining
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] sure
[Want more piercings?] nah
[Like cleaning?] yes, its me time
[Write in cursive or print?] very tiny, print
[Own a web cam?] sure i do- its just still in the box
[Know how to drive?] i do believe that is a matter of opinion
[Own a cell phone?] OF COURSE
[Ever get off the damn computer?] huh??
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] im a lover, not a fighter. and apparently, i just LOVED gettin my ass beat by my big sister LOL
[Considered a life of crime?] that depends...is being beautiful a crime?? lol just kidding
[Lied to someone?] im so ashamed...
[Been in love?] yeah :(
[Made out with JUST a friend?] i plead da FIF
[Been in lust?] every damn day of my life LOL
[Used someone] not purposely
[Been used?] dayum, now that i think of it...
[Been cheated on?] no comment
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] yep- sorry dad!!
[Stolen anything?] i stole sum chewing gum from kmart in 1985- dayum, i knew it'd come back to haunt me!
[Held a gun]
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] my uniform...
[Current mood] always chillin...
[Current taste] i just had a chocolate orgasm...tastes dayum good!!
[What you currently smell like] is this a trick question???
[Current hair] r u asking if i have any or how much i paid for it?
[Current thing I ought to be doing] right now, right this second? SLEEPING
[Current cd in stereo] mix
[Last book you read] Curious George goes to the crackhouse. i laughed, i cried..the feelgood book of the year!
[Last movie you saw] i just watched Breakin this morning before i got out of work. i find it to be an inspiring and self-affirming movie because i know that no matter how bad things may seem, we no longer live in the 80's!!!
[Last thing you ate] jallof rice (thank u mommy)
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Tay
[Do drugs?] love is a drug...
[Believe there is life on other planets?] haven't u ever seen
Remember your first love?] damn...
[Still love him/her?] always and forever
[Read the newspaper?] sometimes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] sure
[Believe in miracles?] michael bolton made a remake of "sexual healing" and nobody kicked his ass..HELL YEAH!!
[Do well in school?] everyone is smart in school- when they apply themselves
[Wear hats] no. apparently my head is big (don't say shit)
[Hate yourself?] no. if i don't love myself, how can i expect u to love me??
[Have an obsession?] am i really supposed to tell u???
[Collect anything?] cant say that i do...
[Have a best friend?] yes
[Close friends?] several
[Like your handwriting?] yes...its quite neat
[Care about looks] it really and truly depends on my mood. generally speaking, i like to look decent at the ver least. however, i have recently developed a slight disregard for wearing bras in public. who knows...LOL
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] ok-i think it may have been Bugaloo Shrimp (turbo from Breakin')
[First kiss] juicy...
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] sure
[Do you believe in "the one?"] i think i saw that movie...
[Are you a tease?] so i've been told. but u don't believe everything u hear, do u?
[Too shy to make the first move?] nah
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] i am a true daydreamer
[Bitch/Asshole] your mama!! nah, i have my bitchy days- but its part of my charm, u gotta love it
[sarcastic] ummm...did u not read the rest of the survey??
[Angel] as innocent as they come. did u know my name means purity? y r u laughing, im serious...
[Devil] me???
[Shy] i think so, but im tired of ppl telling me im full of it so i plead da FIF!!!
[Talkative] quiet as a church mouse. (seriously, stop laughing)
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Confessions...

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Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:35:00 GMT

My Parents Tried To Pimp Me...

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Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:17:00 GMT

social commentary...

recently i got a message from a fellow myspacer. he had read "My First Love", as well as a couple of other blogs i had previously posted about my life and crazy family. though i know his intentions we...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:04:00 GMT

True Events Which Have Caused the Misconstruction of My Life&Turned Me Into a Social Deviant

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Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:26:00 GMT

My Birthday

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Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:06:00 GMT