We was robbed! |
I came home from work on Thursday to find my back gate opened. Upon further inspection, our back door and side window were also opened. Knowing we don't usually leave our house wide open in the middle... Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:47:00 GMT |
We are staying in Arkansas. |
So anyways, a few weeks/months ago, it was announced that Verizon Wireless would be purchasing Alltel (aka, where my wifey works). This gave us essentially until the new year to find a new job for Sar... Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:46:00 GMT |
Graceland |
We hopped in the car a week or two ago and headed to Memphis to visit the king. When we got to Elvis' house, we asked to see the man himself, but they said he wasn't feeling well that day and instead ... Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:22:00 GMT |
The funniest thing I've seen today (so far) |
While driving to work this morning, the car in front of me sported a bumper sticker that read as follows:
"I'm black, but I'm not a criminal!"
Classic. Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:40:00 GMT |
Celebrity! |
Not only was my picture in this months HVAC insider, but I also made an appearance in this past Sunday's Arkansas Democrat. With all of this recent publicity, surely a SubwayScott Jr. action figure is... Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 13:55:00 GMT |
Chainsaw! |
Yesterday a huge limb fell out of a tree and onto our deck. Luckily, no one was injured, and the deck is okay, but something had to be done with the vegetation that now crowded our otherwise comfortab... Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 19:10:00 GMT |
I fixed our gate! |
Just thought I'd tell everyone that I fixed our gate yesterday. I am one handy motherfucker. I feel like I'm Bob Villa or somehing. Now Kelly won't have to call from outside to say that she can't get ... Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 14:53:00 GMT |
The end of the salad days... |
Thats right, the salad days are over. As many people may or may not know, for the last year I've been living the dream of no work and all play in Arkansas. This will sadly be coming to an end, as i st... Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:10:00 GMT |
Fuck Arkansas! |
Since we've been here, we've watched people be beaten and Sarah's car die with no notice. Today was an all new adventure, as some dipshit thought it would be a good idea to pull right out in front of&... Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:52:00 GMT |
I want my $1.30 |
Fuck blockbuster video. They yelled and screamed for months with all of their "end of late fees" bullshit, then what did I get when Sarah and I went to rent a movie this past Saturday afternoon? A god... Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:57:00 GMT |