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Corey

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am reaching out for:
..

i like surrealism, pizza, my dog, bike rides, people who don't disrespect, andy milonakis humor, and sunday mornings.

i am eccentric and don't give a shit what you think. i have some incredible battle scars, and i take pride in each one.
if you can't handle honesty about life experience, then abandon ship... safe little lifeboats are waiting to bring you back to the land of ordinary.

if your only form of communication is gossip... you may as well not even bother. if you think i want to hear something juicy, you have just proved that you are capable of disrespecting me.

i don't participate in thinking i'm better than anyone else. i do participate in knowing what i want and what i don't want in my life.

i can do a mean impression of Paul Winfield's narrations... if you catch me in the right mood.

My Interests

Chicago's 25 or 6 to 4, art shows, paper mache sculpture with chicken wire, surrealism, cactus and desert vegetation, bmx bike riding in the mud!, good music, writing, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, tattoos, fumes, black books, piercing myself with safety pins for lack of better things to do with my time, people who want to stick around for longer than 6 months, people who don't talk shit about their friends, being fair - not right, having the word 'pizza' on speed dial, meditation, phone calls, donna martin graduates, winter, memories of lights, somehow surviving a lot of violence, going back to school, boxing you in a dark alley, painting in a darker alley/tunnel/drainage ditch, following my instincts, hiding out, my incredible snuggly dog, distraction from 'reality', long weekends, maps.

I'd like to meet:

scarlett johansson. joan cusack. map collectors. patricia arquette. crispin glover. jennifer connelly. kate beckinsale. artists who will paint on anything. people who want to go on adventures. lili taylor. max perlich. friends of dean martinez. larry clark photos.

mongrels / curs.

if patsy cline were alive, and we met, we'd be nuts together. given we are both on the shitlist of being invited, [without the option to RSVP], into disasterous situations, suicides, and/or accident prone people. not to mention we both have/had serious scars while alive.

Music:

im the doctor,
you wait on the waiting list,
patients been here since this morning I dismiss.
-dr. octagon

when you punish a person for dreaming his dream, don't expect him to thank or forgive you. the best ever death metal band out of denton will in time both outpace and outlive you. hail satan! hail satan tonight! hail satan! hail hail!
-the mountain goats.

"bring da motherfuckin ruckus"
-wu tang clan

the entire lyrics to "accept yourself"
-by the smiths

Movies:

"he is part of the dead...he has no place here. he has the stink of oil and electric circuitry about him. he is obsolete...
... you are discarded. you are the refuse of the past..."
-the Omega Man

"eat your art"
-graffiti on the bathroom wall in Class Of 1984

Television:

"hey ms. coleslaw, sorry i murdered your husband..."
-andy milonakis

"hi, i'd like to exchange and egg..."
"you wanna exchange an egg? do you have a receipt?"
"no, do i need a receipt, i mean, is that part of the thing?
"it's customary to have a receipt when you want to exchange something."
"i want to ex-change an egg."
-90210

"reality is nothing but a collective hunch."
-lily tomlin

Books:

the art of rebellion. subway art. the art of getting over. spraycan art. juxtapoz. sociology stuff. chbosky. salinger. steinbeck. bukowski. palaniuk.

Heroes:

cartographers. patsy cline. gary baseman. johnny cash & june carter. river phoenix. lily tomlin.

My Blog

Dear Jane.

To whom it may concern, [i.e. the internet]   Internet, you and I... we go way back. And I'd like to first start off saying this letter to you has nothing to do with one incident or another. In ...
Posted by Corey on Mon, 29 May 2006 11:58:00 PST

photos - surreal morning/broken pants.

andso i suppose the moral to this story is: don't rely on a pair of pants you find on the street at 5 am lasting any longer than 2 months... ....
Posted by Corey on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:12:00 PST

surreal morning so far.

So before I go to work I notice my fly is open... except it's zipped up, what is really going on is the threads from the fly of my pants are fraying and disconnecting from the zipper itself. After fa...
Posted by Corey on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:35:00 PST

lobes.

i found my ratchet set.  the most logical thing i can think to do with it and how to waste my saturday is by stretching my lobes more with these fucking things. thoughts? concerns?...
Posted by Corey on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 07:50:00 PST