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critters in the thatch

every morning i wake up i piss excelence

About Me

i have a firework of love in my pantsR.I.P.
JAMES EDWARD KOOB
2/11/57-12-12-06
Name: James Christian Lewis Koob
Birthdate: 3-25-90
Birthplace: oildale california
Current Location: poho michigan
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5-9
Weight: 185
Piercings: god no
Tatoos: not a chance
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: not in this state
Overused Phraze: sucker
FAVORITES
Food: anything im a fat kid at heart
Candy: three musketeers
Number: 2
Color: blue
Animal: pitbull
Drink: dr pepper
Alcohol Drink: dont have one i dont drink
Bagel: everything bagels
Letter: L
Body Part on Opposite sex: lips
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds they have the hamburgalur
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermellon
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coco with marshmellows and whip cream
Kiss or Hug: depends on who it is
Dog or Cat: dog cats are for commys
Rap or Punk: rap im gangster
Summer or Winter: summer i theres more to do
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny ofo course
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 9 i share a room with a 3 year old
Most Missed Memory: hanging out with ym buds in the dale
Best phyiscal feature: eyes
First Thought Waking Up: i hate school
Goal for this year: none if you dont have goals you cant fail
Best Friends: Laura woolsey
Weakness: cryptonite
Fears: feet
Heritage: german
Longest relationship: dont know
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: no way
Ever Smoked: thats for people who want to be cool
Pot: thats disgusting
Ever been Drunk: not a chance
Ever been beaten up: yeah
Ever beaten someone up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: not a chance
Ever Skinny Dipped: only in my bath tub
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yeah
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long: depends on the do
Height: shorter than me
Style: i have no clue
Looks or Personality: good sense of humor and athletic
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: neither there sick
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscular really skinny is ugly but i dont like body builders
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: to many to count
What country do you want to Visit: germany russia new zealand and austalia
How do you want to Die: quick and painless
Been to the Mall Lately: nope i hate that place
Do you like Thunderstorms: yessem
Get along with your Parents: nope
Health Freak: not a chance
Do you think your Attractive: im only half as a good looking as i say i am
Believe in Yourself: more than anything
Want to go to College: yes
Do you Smoke: not a chance
Do you Drink: never
Shower Daily: except for on the weekends and in the summer
Been in Love: yessem
Do you Sing: yeah
Want to get Married: ooh yeah
Do you want Children: 12
Have your future kids names planned out: just one geronimo
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: when i get married
Hate anyone: yeah and they know who they are
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My Interests

its winter time snowboarding of course

I'd like to meet:

a person with all webbed feet and some one with less toes than my dad

Music:

elvis, bob marley, beatles, ac dc, rage against the machine, beastie boys, the white stipes, zz top, eric clapton, the kinks, mc5, sex pistols, aerosmith, chuck berry, def leppard, dmx, led zepplin, the doors, ludacris, jimi hendrix, kansas, stix, scorpions, poison , foreigner, buffalo springfield, rob zombie, red hot chili peppers, rush, the cars, white snake, steve miller band, goerge thorogood, the darkness, the offspring, guns'n'roses, rock'n'roll soldiers

Movies:

monty python and the holy grail, the incredibles, anchor man, caddy shack, liar liar, ace ventura 1 & 2, happy gilmore, billy madison, toy story, grind, thrashing, conan the barbarian, waynes world 1 & 2, tommy boy, black sheep million dollar baby, x-men 1,2,and 3

Television:

pride fighting, boxing, ufc, mxc, the contender, espn, vh1, hbo

Books:

school books burn green thats about as much as i know about books i havent read an entire book since 5th grade

Heroes:

James Edward Koob
My dear old dad.