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About Me

A few things about me 1) In the world of tools, the hammer is king. 2) People who aren't into music are weird. Do not listen to their opinions or lend them money. 3) I'm rubbish at football. 4) I'm much better with drum kits. 5) I actually like physics and maths, and I even found uses for some of the stuff we learned at school! 6) I have 6 nieces and nephews, one is bald. 7) I'm writing this because I can't sleep. 8) I think Heat magasine is for people who have nothing going on in their own lives. 9) One sided relationships suck more than two korean hookers, I know this to be true. 10) I'm so cool I'm actually minus one degree kelvin. 11) I can't do ironing, things always go wrong. 12) I was 12 when fur started growing in previously unpredicted places. 13) My favourite mode of transport is walking. 14) Glastonbury is probably the best thing in the world. 15) I sleep with my windows wide open for 9 months of the year. 16) I like mexican food the best. 17) I never get the feeling I'm being watched. 18) I make the best Gin & Tonic in London. 19) I'm not very good at remembering peoples names. 20) Team America is hilarious, I laughed until my contact lenses pinged off. 21) Tears For Fears were great, I'll not have a bad word said against them. 22) I'm buying a place in France and I'm very excited! 23) My mum just got married again. 24) When does season 3 of Lost start? I needs it! 25) Why haven't you seen the legend that is the tar barrels yet? Hmm? Why not? Why aren't you going now? I can still see you! () () () () Likes - warm rain, milk, surprises, puppies, finding Â£5 in my back pocket, Glastonbury, leather, roast dinners, haribo tangfastics. Dislikes - standing still, other peoples mess, cats, heat magasine, whingers and moaners (get on with it!), bad shoes, unreliability, lazy people.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People, People in bands, People who like music, People who like going out around Stokey, and People, oh and Ronnie Corbet again if possible!

My Blog

Where to camp at Glasto?!!

It's the age olde question and, lets face it, i might be shooting my bolt far too early as I have no ticket in hand, but the question still remains.... Where shall we camp? It's been 3 years. I've se...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:20:00 GMT

Glass

January is a bit blogless isn't it? Well here's a little anecdote I've been thinking about for a while. It's all about women and glass and their relationship to each other, especially at parties. So y...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:36:00 GMT

Byeee!!

I fly to Oz tonight for my sister's wedding and christmas. Starting in Melbourne then fly to Brisbane to see two old friends and then on to Moreton Island for Christmas festivities with Dolphins and s...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 16:00:00 GMT

Caution: Lip Appendage in Progress

Well I'm 2 and a half weeks into our 3 week project. 9 of us at work are busily growing facial hair, all part and parcel of the face festival known as Movember. This is the month where guys can grow ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 15:45:00 GMT

The Legend of the Tar Barrels

Here is my account of what happened to me 72 hours ago. If I'd not been completely fucked for the last 48 of them I would have written this sooner. Ok so my good friends Nathan and Haley live down in ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:10:00 GMT

Tips on Chemical Fires

So you're at a rubbish festival, it's midnight and all the music finished an hour ago. This is what I mean by rubbish; if it was glasto you'd be in some tent for another 6 hours in a field you'd hadn'...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 13:51:00 GMT

69 things you should know about me

Why not more? 1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006?..In a flat in Dalston i think, very hazy2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name?..It..'s just my nick name3) What are you li...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 13:52:00 GMT

Gateau de Boeuf - Week 9

Looks like Tuesday is the new Wednesday. Keep seeming to be out on the lash on Tuesday nights and so I've moved my weigh-ins to Wednesdays. Still not visiting the gym much, this week I'll blame it on ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:04:00 GMT

Gateau de Boeuf - Week 8

This world cup is destroying me. Beer footy beer footy, I can't handle having my hands and my brains both full at the same time for this many hours of a day. Anyway, panic over, we're through and we d...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 21:54:00 GMT

Gateau de Beouf - Week 7

OK so the world cup started and I'm on a mission to watch every game. It's proving tough as I like to be liquidised whilst my brain is being injected with football goodness. Many units of beerage...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 14:29:00 GMT