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Dave

i have finally come to terms with the fact i am never going to buy a new BMW, now thats sorted i am

About Me

Well where can i start, maybe a good cleeshay(you tell me you can spell that) could help me out at this juncture, well i thinks that has been satisfactorly taken care of. Suppose all the boring stuff has been taken care of already ie the profle shazamataz, boy did that take me sometime, computers and me do not mix! I was to find this out while studying for a computing degree at leeds uni where i found them to be the most despicable of devices in every aspect other than that what was promised of them, for my degree was not of the working classes folklore of a three year doss (note;i feel this still acurately describes subjjects such as history) i was to worry about my workload in a 24/7 capacity, so much so i never actually had time to do any of the required tasks. Life was not always like this for me though, before the onset of puberty (the Phillips years as i have come to label them) were sweet childhood memories of acedemic and athletic success interspursed with family visits to the beach and penny twislers, yes crap with the sickly twang of any number of Enid Blighton books (unfortunately clothing was of a similar sickly sweet "fashion"). This was all to change when the the ink of the new testiment of "The Binelli Years" was to begin to dry with the advent of a new penny twizler to be consumed. You can decide yourself what the hell i am going on about, but this new aweet was to flavour my dull life for the years to come culmintating in any number of crazy and outlandish stundts that have coloured my exsistence and shaped (mis-shaped, you decide if you know me) me as a person for the last 8 years.
You Are a Peacemaker Soul
You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.
War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace.
You are a good mediator and a true negotiator.
Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.
While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental.
You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit.
You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice.
Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?

My Interests

New age penny twizlers and other toxic sunstances. Bagpuss series one, the second sucks balls

I'd like to meet:

There is only really one person i would love to meet, and that person is me, who else could entertain better, some current reviews of me are listed below: "My God, was i dreaming, no that had to be him, who else could inspire and entertain in such an inovative way! If i thought for a moment i would be quoted i would have to add there is nothing more you could want of anyone, anywhere" -Michael Burke BBC "Magic!" -Jimmy Savile Has been presenter "If only i had listended" -Michael Jachson "Ho Ho, Ha. well, thats great. really" -David Attinburgh "Simply Irresitable" -Mora Stuart

Music:

Yes i do like music, preferably at volume 12

Movies:

I like movies, especially ones with a large amount of green in them, if greens not your thing you coulkd just where those special glasses, that will block out you green, if you get the right ones. I like green myself. The Hulk That flyin daggers one

Television:

You would expect me to find green programs of interest but that is NOT THE CASE! If i am watchin televsion and its just a load of green crap what am i to do. ITV FUCKING TAKE NOTE, now suck my balls Greg Dyke, you know you want to you dirty channel five whore wannabee

Books:

I finshed uni in 2005 thank you very much

Heroes:

See "would like to meet" but until multidimentional exisitence is common place i would rather like to meet Billie Joe Armstrong. If you do not know who this is could i please direct you to http://www.trannysaloon.net/tranny80/p/15.jpg where you must stare for 2 mins to get your full whack of punishment, yes you desrve it and yes you will reserch Billie and his greatness!

My Blog

Talking of dreams...

The best dream I ever had started with me on the first floor of an undescipt shopping mall looking down on a load of Arabic terrorists running around shooting.  I was taking aim with a lrage assa...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:57:00 PST

worrying-time to repent?

Derren Brown and David Blaine, think about it...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 01:42:00 PST

"words" definition of:

So the times is fast approaching and i am sure questions are gathering at an even faster pace.  to understand this almost religious extravaganza we must first understand the language behing the n...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:08:00 PST