About Me
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Otherwise...
Yea, I'm Joe & I'm a photographer (none of my pro stuff is located here, this MySpace is just for fun), and as you can see, a biker. Own a few Harleys (a 2008 Ultra Classic, a 1997 1200 Custom Sporty and a 1993 883 Hugger Sporty).
I'm not married now, but I've been married more times than I'd like to count (more than I'd like to count, not more than I actually can count). I'm been an entrepreneur for what seems like forever. I also work for myself as a photographer slash multi-website owner/webmaster slash photojournalist of sorts. And yes, some (but only some) of the web sites I own are "Adult" in nature. While single, I enjoy (in no particular order); Camping. Cooking. Fishing. An occasional game of Pool or Darts. Rides on the Harley. Good Conversation. Antiques. Photographing wildlife + b&w nude stills for prue pleasure. When I have someone in my life, I enjoy; going to a movie. Holding hands. Cuddling on the couch watching TV. [along with all of the above, of course]
I'm a 5'8'' (& shrinking), 250 lbs or so (& trying to lose), Brown haired (when dyed), Green eyed (when not bloodshot), grandpa. I smoke cigarettes (but would like to quit). I rarely drink. I do swear. I don't use any illicit drugs. I'm not one of those "hardcore bikers" (been there, done that). Believe it or not, I collect certain Barbies (the rare and valuable ones) and I'm a romantic that has even been know to shed a tear or two while watching a movie (Oh yea, wanna make sumthin outta it? *grin*). I open the door for a lady (when I remember... so please feel free to remind me). I rarely open a door for a bitch (unless she also happens to be my lady). I’m not bi (but I like it if my lady is - I'm a guy, whadda ya expect?) I don’t like dating more than one lady at a time (but I like living with more than one lady at a time). I do not like the bar scene. I'm pierced in one particular spot and I have a couple of tattoos. I'm an ordained minister which allows me to marry people, perform baptisms, and funerals, etc. I was born and raised in Santa Barbara, California but have lived here in Wisconsin (off and on) since I was 14 years old and now consider myself a Wisconsinite. At least one of the seven computers here is on 24/7, however I’m not always close by. (Plus, I do have a life and do work away from this thing and I do sleep a little as well.) If I don’t reply right away, I will as soon as I see your message or email.
My Likes are; Building computers and tinkering with electronics. Rottweillers for a big dog, Golden Retrievers for a medium dog and Jack Russell Terriers for a small dog. Kittens but not cats so much. Scents (A charcoal grill smoking away. Fresh cut grass. The hyacinth flower. The seashore. A woman. Horses. And while driving, a farm off in the distance and skunks.). Tattoos or piercings in certain places.
My Dislikes are; Comments in which some damned MySpace application is included (the comment will be deleted). Profiles which are set to PRIVATE (other than for minors), the rest just piss me off! People that talk just for the sake of talking. Living with messy people. Moving! Larger cities (more than 100,000), but a small town way up north by the water would be very cool.. Sidewalk commandos (like guys that wear black leathers and act tough but have never been on a bike, but the term "sidewalk commando" can, of course, describe many types). Tattoos or piercings in certain places.
That's it... Just make sure you go all the way down to the end of this profile in order to see all the goofy graphics.
Oh yea, I know I ain't no movie star, but hey Tom, change that picture already! Damn hey, that's just frickn' rude!
[ So ok, the count is a bit off (Hell, it's WAY off... For those that keep track of such things, for the actual count add 4105 to the above number). And what the hell, No one's located in the middle of the ocean??? This ModMyProfile.com SUCKS!]
And OK, let’s get this shit out of the way for the dumb-shits out there.
First of all, you ARE XX number of years OLD, NOT XX years young. If you think you're 50 years young, go look in the mirror. If you still think you're young, grow the hell up and get the prescription for your glasses checked again. There's nothing wrong with being old, except in my case, being called a cradle-robber, and it gets harder and harder to be called that with each passing year. If you mean you feel like you're 25 and you're 50. Slow down on the vitamins, you're overdosing and you just don't know it yet! If you mean you like to play like your 25 when you're 50, slow down before you break your damned hip. If you mean you like to act like you're 25 when your 50 - Stop It! Do you know how stupid it looks when a 50 year old gets help climbing up onto the bar to offer a belly-shot, only to have the dude pay for a triple because the first two shots disappeared somewhere in that cavity of a belly-button ya got goin' there? Act your age for cripes sake!
Second, the Internet is a GRAPHICAL arena. To put it simply, graphical means PICTURES. If you do NOT have an image of YOURSELF online, or one that you can email me – DO NOT pester me in any way! If you’ve only got ONE photo of yourself online, put up MORE. A variety of shots let us decide which one(s) we like. Quit being afraid. Chances are the people seeing you will never meet you anyway. And if they do meet you, they're going to know exactly what you look like when you do meet! And for cripes sake open your gosh-damned eyes and LOOK at the photo. Don’t pick out the worst photo you have because you were wearing your favorite top that day. AND SMILE. No one wants to see some damned face frowning at them and trying to hit on them at the same time! If you don't think your photos turn out looking good, it's because you don't take enough of them. Being a photographer, I know that it can take dozens of shots to get a "good one". If you don’t have a digital camera, BUY ONE. They are very inexpensive these days. If you still think you can’t afford one. Give up your Internet connection for a month and use the money to buy a camera. If you just hate having your picture taken, GET THE HELL OVER IT! We’re adults here – growth the fuck up! If you think you are not attractive enough even to put your photo online, you probably aren’t, so do the rest of us a favor and don’t put any profile online anywhere. We don’t want to see your ugly ass anyway! If you put up some cute little picture on your profile of some little kitten or some flowers or hearts instead of yourself – stay the hell away from me – you’re either a goodie-goodie two shoes or some religious fanatic, of which I’m just the opposite – and both of which I will eat alive. Lastly, I don’t mind if you mention God somewhere on your profile, although I don’t see why one would, however if you preach God this, and God that, and that I should Repent or I’ll be sorry… the only thing I’m sorry about is that you’re allowed to cram your religious beliefs down my throat out of the clear blue sky – Go start a fuckin’ church. "Let Go And Let God", huh? Tell me that as you're hanging on to the handlebars leaning over as far as you can saying "Oh God!" as an 18 wheeler is turning left in front of you! Leaning over and using your wits might save yer life. Lettin' go only gets ya killed.
I think I used to go with this chick and her sisters up there when she was dancing and going by the name Mona ?/!
My Bikes:
2008 Harley-Davidson Ultra Classic Electra Glide
2008 FLHTCU Ultra Classic Electra Glide - Just traded in the 2007 FLHTCUI on this 2008 FLHTCU. I saw it on the shop floor when I was having some extra work done on the 2007 and couldn't resist it! [Have already lowered it front and back and added another grand or more in chrome] I know, I need to get fresh pics up.
1997 Harley-Davidson Sportster
1997 XLH 1200 Custom Sportster - Quite a few additions over the years... always more chrome. Need new pics of this bike too. Just threw on new skins and a nice new set of bags.
1993 Harley-Davidson Sportster
1993 XLH 883 Hugger Sportster - Yup, got yet another. This time a lil hugger (had to get something for the little ladies to learn to drive). The original bright red 2.25 gal. tank that it came with was just too small so it & the fenders were changed out for these used fenders and 3.2 (?) gal. tank. The rear fender needed to be drilled out to lower it into the stock hugger position, but otherwise the fenders are in great shape. The tank is in pretty poor shape finish-wise, but nothing about 10 hours of hand rubbing won't take care of.
