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Bryan

Fresh like I'm wrapped in plastic

About Me

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It’s good for me. It’s the perfect way to start the day.

My Interests

Baaaaaaallllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn

I'd like to meet:

A Cute Chick, Face Got Potential Workin Wit A Lil Hips, Waist Like A Pencil

Movies:

rounders

Television:

I enjoy Man vs Wild but this made me laughEntourage, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, The Office

Heroes:

PENNY