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I spend a lot of time finding new and more stupid ways to hurt myself. Like this morning, I was trying to get a pair of pants out of the back seat of my car, while sitting in the front driver's seat (yes, the car was parked). It may sound weird, but since I keep lots of clothes in my car to change between work/barn/gym, it's become normal to me to have to pull a belt off yesterday's pants when I get to work the following morning. So I'm pulling on this pair of pants, which has gotten caught around the saddle bag in back, which is somehow snagged on a seat belt, when they suddenly release and fling forward. I take a belt buckle to the eye, and now everyone is asking me what happened. I'd like to make up something crazy, like I got into a fight with a mugger and beat him down, but I'm just no good at lying. So yeah. I smacked myself in the face with a belt.
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The Hunger. It burns.

Probably the best video of all time. In case there are two or three people that haven't seen it yet. :)    
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:28:00 GMT

Awww, it's Dave's turn

Remember, 30 is totally the new 21.     
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:53:00 GMT

Five Years

My little guy has become a man... Happy Birthday, Fatty Lumpkin... Such a good pony.  Thank you for being so patient with me and not trying to kill me every time I ride like a deranged crack ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 00:33:00 GMT

Yay! Flower time!

There are some more, but I forget what they're called (some lovely drapey flowers in my old window boxes, to sit on top of the privacy fence along our walkway). heh.  Have some Basil, Th...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:40:00 GMT

Apparently...

... I drive mice to suicide: It's just not every day a rodent hangs itself in the wall heater behind your tack box.
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:12:00 GMT

More injuries, as only I can get them!

The totals after one nice weekend: 1 Bruised wrist.  Cause: being kicked by (fortunately barefoot) thoroughbred mare while attempting to clean a wound.  Ungrateful wench. 1 bruised forehead....
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 15:11:00 GMT

If I was in charge of Maryland...

The roads would be much better right now. Why can't they hire someone from Buffalo or somewhere to head up the road de-icing efforts?  No... we'll just keep getting more idiots who think that du...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:15:00 GMT

No, I will not shut up, thanks

Earlier today I noticed a new bulletin posted by someone I knew in high school.  Since I try to keep up with things, I opened it, and much to my horror it was one of those... those horrible ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:14:00 GMT

The Klutz Chronicles- episode 34576939458

So, in typical fashion, yesterday I zipped the skin on my neck into the zipper of my barn jacket.  I've experienced a lot of pain in my life, and most of it is bearable.  I've fallen on my h...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:58:00 GMT

Rest in Peace

I'm certain many of you will join me in mourning the passing of Momofuku Ando, inventer of the Cup Noodle. Mr. Ando, you got me through many a late night study session, and many post-college entry-le...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:01:00 GMT