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I am Fobby Valentino, Esq.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Moses
Achilles
Da Vinci
King Arthur
Joan of Arc
Robin Hood
Tarzan
Mr. Hyde
Crazy Horse
Michael Jordan
Chow Yun Fat
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Busta Rhymes
Voltron
Fobby Valentino, Esq.

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My Interests

Me & You...Yo Momma & Yo Cuzzin Too... Johnny Megawatt & FVEsq. - Killin' 'em at the Living Room... Mai Tai's Finest '06! R.A.Y.N.O.L.D. & F2thaV Fobby Digital & kALOOFi '...back in the day when I was young I'm not a kid anymore...' Gary's wedding: Mel, Ed, Gary, Rod and FVEsq. Dem 86 Boys don't know how to act...But they got a film co. now!! WadaLife!! '...and another one...' Flex! Smile! and Hold! Grrrrrrrrrrrr! '...I make big money, I drive big cars, Errbody know me, ITS LIKE I'M A MOVIE STAR...' A Portrait of the Artiste' as a Thug, :P This is NOT, I repeat NOT the Valentinobile!! But I STILL make Yellow look Goooooooooooood, Cheah! Mai Tai Owner's Meeting!! Ka1le, Fobby Valentino Esq., and L1ko $uave' TJ's Suprise Birthday Party Miles & FVEsq...Damn I make Orange look Gangsta! Err, okay maybe not so Gangsta? ;) Tha Secksay Beyatch & Fobby Valentino, Esq. laid back in the cut like What??!! We were late for a Ka-razy 30th B-day, But we still look good, ;) After all the papers and finals she had to sit, she's finally a college graduate! First, I'll pout and pose... Now you do it...

I'd like to meet:

$huga $hane & Me...2 Gangstaz bein.." Too Gangsta, Cheah! HaraJuku Gurl & The King of Mai Tai!! Fobby V., Frankie Feelzgood, Tha Golden Child & Johnny Megawatt! THA BABY LUAU CRASHERS!!Whatchu' know about that? Whatchu' know about that? The Artist Currently Known as Lisa, M1lk$hak3R!, TJ, Maile-P-Laile and Some Tough Guy Wearing Pink! :P FVEsq & Tha ILL Spawn! Me & My Best Friend aka Darth ZADA aka ZADAkiss, MTV Ghetto Cribs Style, Bitches. The Fobby Valentino, Esq. Collection at Brewmoon, Cheah! Making The Band: D. Piddy, SALEcia KEYz, Frankie Belafonte' & R2thaP! Another great night out! m-i-l-l-i-c-e-n-t, Mar1on, FVEsq., Maile and Mah Uce from another Mother Goose! Fobby Valentino, Esq. Vs. Frankie Feelzgood Wada Life Stand UP!! 'Who invited you anyway??!!', lol, where's Will when you need him?? Do Yo Chain Hang Low??!! :P RP55, ILL-WILL, Francois Belafonte', Johnny MegaWATT! & Fobby Valentino, Esq. Wada Life throw it up!! Holla holla holla? Holla holla Holla!! WADALIFE STAND UP!! Just another day at the office... M1lk$h@k3R! Maile! MoMack! Lights! Camera! MoMacktion!! Mai' Girl, The Uce from another Mother Goose and Fobby MoMack! Fobby MoMack, WhitePower! and the BIG G.A.M.E. Je$$Y Jame$ Goodtimes... Oh, thas what it looks like from the back! Ready... Set... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WadaLife Stand UP!! Here's to you, Here's to me... 'Rewa Hard!! It's so Misty! Its so Misty! Black, Pink & Green - Always a good combo... Roll Call: Francois', Lehua, Maile & Me ...All Present and Accounted for, ;) Yezzur!

My Blog

MySpace Dos & Donts

MySpace Do's & Don'ts. I've been on myspace for awhile and I"ve noticed some 'thangs'.  Some stupid 'thangs'.  So I took it upon myself to point these things out. Now, I'm not saying I'm...
Posted by I am Fobby Valentino, Esq. on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 09:40:00 PST

Curly Fries Syndrome

Just a helpful hint to make one of life's awkward moments a little less trying...Ever wondered just how to tell Grandma that Cousin Monty is gay??!!  Well wonder no more!!  Use the Curly Fri...
Posted by I am Fobby Valentino, Esq. on Sat, 06 May 2006 04:33:00 PST

To Dew or not To Dew...The 'Other' Green Bottle...

Just tryin' to bring y'all to the table!  aight, y'all ever heard that there's an ingredient in MountainDew that makes yo' dick shrink??!!  like I'm scurred of that shit!  anyways, we i...
Posted by I am Fobby Valentino, Esq. on Sat, 06 May 2006 04:30:00 PST

Hawai'i vs. The Mainland...

Aight, This is bound to piss some people off, so first?  A Disclaimer:  THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE!!  DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!!  UNLESS OF COURSE I'M IN YOUR BANK ON YOUR LUNCH HOUR WE...
Posted by I am Fobby Valentino, Esq. on Sat, 06 May 2006 04:28:00 PST