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I'm lookin' for a dream on a mean machine with HELL in his eyes!!

About Me

Whatcha wanna know? I'm probably WAY cooler than ANY of you will EVER know. LOL. I like to have fun, laugh, and make people laugh. There's ALWAYS a party in my pants...so come on in. Hee hee. I've also been told that i'm a real PERVERT...so if you're easily offened by shit, you might look elsewhere for your friends. If you're on AOL/AIM, look me up. "LazeeCrazeeOne" ;o)
NEW sets of cleavage for you to FEAST your eyes on. These are all courtesy of the lovely Jersey Shore Roller Girls. Enjoy!!!
I had to keep THIS special feature though....Ladies, thank you for your contributions. Additions ARE welcomed, AND encouraged!!! ;o)

This is something NEW that you are ALL gonna want sooner or later...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the "Hoff"

Nick "Mother Fuckin'" Swardson
Nomi Malone

And now THIS.....
a bit of TRIVIA for ya....
"According to a poll in Empire magazine, the worst "love making" scene ever on film was Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan's pool romp in "Showgirls." Which is shocking, because besides that "Showgirls" is such an incredible movie."
I liked it..LOL....SHOWGIRLS FOREVER!!!

And now a slide Show.... NEW SLIDE SHOW COMING SOON!! Jennifer Tilly Playin' Poker...is there ANYTHING sexier..?? Well not to me..mmmm...

My Blog

Favorite Movies by the Following Actors/Actresses

Some of my Favorite Actors/Actresses and the Movies in which they Star Johnny Depp Pirates of the Carribean, Cry Baby, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Nicole Kidman To Die for, Moulin Rouge Leonardo D...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 19:52:00 GMT

Crazy Gardening Thingy’s

So, I got these Pictures in an email recently...I wanted to share them w/ the rest of you.  Strange!!!!       Have you got any Others???  Please post them Big Amy ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:46:00 GMT

Guidos doin’ that dance that they do

Check out this video: Guidos Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:06:00 GMT

I F H Mondays

IFH Mondays
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:38:00 GMT

get elfed

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9583262762 (Me, my lady & Pugs) http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9582337458 (Zer, Bird & Mo) http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9583433868 (Krush) http://www.elfy...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:07:00 GMT

Neil Diamond Closet Pedophile?? YOU be the judge

The other day it was brought to the publics' attention that the song "Sweet Caroline" was written BY Neil Diamond, for and about Caroline Kennedy. He said..(quote)"It was a picture of a little girl dr...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:23:00 GMT

Somebody wants my friend Michele(FORTY) DEAD!!!

So, here's the deal.  I have dreams.  Not like goals, or aspirations. DREAMS!!  Like, I go to bed comfortably, I sleep deeply, and then I DREAM-VIVIDLY.  This past Sunda...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:54:00 GMT

A comic from my lady

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Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:58:00 GMT

My most recent Survey 11/7/2007

(I was told that I needed to preserve this one...so I hope you enjoy it!!) 1) Who is the biggest dumbass you know?George Bush..oh, and let's see...JOE LOSASSO2) What is your favorite kind of cheese?I ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:56:00 GMT

Today’s Special Story

so..the funniest shit happened today. I'll give you all the low down.First off, I was plannin' to be off from work tomorrow, Friday October 19th, so i could go to AC w/ my friend m...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:07:00 GMT