Noelle is actually an alien in disguise

About Me

When you're done arguing about who's right and who's wrong, when you're done counting your money and still complaining there isn't enough, when you're done judging other people while secretly hating yourself the most, and when you're done wasting your time with worry and regret, give me a call we will have a few beers, watch some cheesy movies and just be happy we're alive.

My Interests

i really like soup, i can read a good book all day long, watching movies that i've already seen, dancing by myself on top of a bar, taking long naps and longer showers, dreaming, singing, and doodling.CHOCOLATE.

I'd like to meet:

the honest, the fair, the openminded, the chill, the fun, the friendly- even to random strangers, the understanding, the good listeners, the good friends, the relaxed, the happy, the crazy, the wild, and the people like me.

Music:

Coldplay, The Killers, The Clash, Weezer, Aerosmith, Journey, The Shins, Postal Service, Sublime, Dave Matthews, The Cure, Flaming Lips, Cyndi Lauper, EARLY Madonna, Pixies, Modest Mouse, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Bob Marley, Grateful Dead, Duran Duran, Radiohead, No doubt before Gwen lost her mind and most of her talent, The Police, The Doors, Pat Benatar, Tegan and Sara, The Sounds, Jefferson Airplane, Blondie, The Go-Go's, Fleetwood Mac, 80's etc ..

Movies:

willy wonka and wizard of oz (because I love midgets), garden state, school of rock, shrek 2, star wars (the old trilogy not the new one), lost in translation, lord of the rings, anything with Sandra Bullock in it, Tommy Boy, say anything, run lola run, pretty in pink, fried green tomatoes, fight club, the Labrynth, But I'm a Cheerleader, Monster's Ball, American History X, AMERICAN PIE (one of my all time favorites) and yeah i cant think of anything else off the top of my head

Television:

Weeds, Lost, Family guy, Futurama, King of the Hill, Spongebob, Animal Planet

Books:

I don't read too much because it hurts my brain and gets in the way of my drinking but I love reading Harry Potter, stuff by Ray Bradbury, A brave new world over and over again, short stories in general, david boring...albeit a comic book but whatever, beat poets, etc etc

Heroes:

CAPTAIN PLANET HE'S OUR HERO GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

Ah, the holidays....

I just saw a bulletin about something called a "Halfway to St. Patrick's Day Party". This is really stooping to a new low to find excuses to go drinking. I think, rather than over-abuse our already ti...
Posted by Noelle is actually an alien in disguise on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:48:00 PST

Cheer me up chocolate...beware this blog is completely ridiculous

I came to a revolutionary realization today. With just about 99.99999% percent of the population on a diet and only 98.9999% of them actually suceeding at it, with a world full of people hating their ...
Posted by Noelle is actually an alien in disguise on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

grateful

Sometimes I feel like my life is just one big long list of complaints. Nothing goes right and that's expected. But then every once in a while, something pops out of nowhere and surprises you. Somethin...
Posted by Noelle is actually an alien in disguise on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST

workin' 9 to 5....it's enough to drive you crazy...if you let it

Kinda funny isn't it. I spent my entire childhood coming up with numerous different imaginative ideas for my future- writing, actress, singer, dancer, politician, doctor, lawyer, painter, veteran...
Posted by Noelle is actually an alien in disguise on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST

america's top model...

is just an excuse for Tyra Banks to have two shows because her ego is just that fucking big.
Posted by Noelle is actually an alien in disguise on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 06:44:00 PST

we never change (or) do we.....

I don't know why but for some reason today I just thought that the best thing to do is just to bury the hatchet with everyone who I have problems with. That's actually a very teeny list but in or...
Posted by Noelle is actually an alien in disguise on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:39:00 PST

Experiment 1: Don't treat people like crap (in prettier words)

Hypothesis time: Have you ever just killed an ant? You do it because it's slightly irritating to you, even if it's not near you, and you don't have the slightest bit of remorse. Well it's becoming mor...
Posted by Noelle is actually an alien in disguise on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:21:00 PST

Call it kharma, call it luck, call it fate, call it what you will, it's freaking me out

What an odd week or so I've had. Definitely lots of ups and downs, losing some people and gaining others, it seems like "god" or whatever there is up there is having a good laugh at my expense. Do you...
Posted by Noelle is actually an alien in disguise on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:16:00 PST

WHY DRINKING IS BAD

Because I drank about a half a bottle of vodka last night and went out to a lesbian club with the girls. This is still the fun part of it. I danced, drank and remember everything, including waiti...
Posted by Noelle is actually an alien in disguise on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:58:00 PST

goodbye to sandra dee?

So I'm watching Grease at my sister's house in Brooklyn. Rather, my mother is falling asleep on the couch watching Grease and I'm on the computer because I've seen that movie way too often and my moth...
Posted by Noelle is actually an alien in disguise on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:24:00 PST