I am a Staff Sergeant in the Air Force, and I live in Georgia. I like cars and music and stuff. I'm also a chronic drunk-dialer and have been known to ditch-dive on occasion. I like to think I can sort of play guitar. I've been to: Japan (mainland and Okinawa), Thailand, Guam, Canada, the Azores, Spain, Ireland, Italy, Iceland, England, Greece, Bahrain, and Djibouti so far. I love to travel. I can't wait to leave again; any day on the road is better than a day at home. I'll talk about my constant struggle with procrastination later. Oh, and I am a goddamn atheist. For real. Hard core. Like, 65 million years from now aliens will find my bones in the ruins of Earth and be like "damn, this motherfucker did NOT believe in God." So yeah, that's about it.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: matt motherfucking harrington
Birthday: every year
Birthplace: galveston tx
Current Location: ray fucking city fucking georgia
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 70"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, although sometimes I double date
Your Heritage: irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: combat boots
Your Weakness: liquor and loose women
Your Fears: that my evil twin will take over
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 35
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: have you found jesus?
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hate everything
Your Best Physical Feature: my epididymus
Your Bedtime: occasionally
Your Most Missed Memory: sanity
Pepsi or Coke: yep
MacDonalds or Burger King: sure
Single or Group Dates: group sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: blecch
Chocolate or Vanilla: why does this have to be about race
Cappuccino or Coffee: it's all pink in the middle
Do you Smoke: only when on fire or drinking
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: hahaha
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: someday I will find the woman of my dreams... in the asylum she lives in
Do you believe in yourself: I am the alpha and the omega
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: is the sky blue?
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh baby baby
Do you play an Instrument: guitar, badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahahaha
In the past month have you Smoked: hahaha
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the heart of every girl that lays eyes on me... oh yeah
Ever been Drunk: hahahahahahaha
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: only my ego
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die:happy, feeling like fulfilled my purpose in life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a trophy husband
What country would you most like to Visit: romania
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not red
Favourite Hair Color: not blonde
Short or Long Hair: sure
Height: no midgets... unless they're really hot
Weight: sometimes it's not the quality of the meat but the ease of the kill
Best Clothing Style: hoochie
Number of Drugs I have taken: I used to do heroin just to get a methadone prescription
Number of CDs I own: a thousand
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hahahahahahahahahahaha
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