More of My Father's Exercise Show Comments. |
"Watch this girl work out. She's fuckin' strong. They're all strong, but she's REALLY strong...The one on the right is working hard. The tall girl. At least she looks like she's struggling...The fat g...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 16:47:00 GMT |
My Father's Exercise Show Critique. |
"Watch this girl. The blonde. Look at those abs. This girl works hard. Now look at this bitch in the background. Watch her...HER in the gray. She's always trying to show up the other girl. Look at her...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:10:00 GMT |
My Dad’s Opinion on Progresso Garden Vegetable Soup. |
"Hmm, this is good soup. I shoulda bought ten of those fuckin' things."
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:42:00 GMT |
Happy Birthday to Me |
Happy Birthday to me. I'm older, you see.And there are still some things I don't know.Like why does it take a birthday to makeYou wonder how little you know?I've played "Kick the Can" and "Hide and Go...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 07:43:00 GMT |
Pictures of My Work. |
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:42:00 GMT |
Things My Father Says While Watching "Wheel of Fortune." |
This girl's a fuckin' idiot.
I'd like to buy a vowel; a W.
In reply to a contestant blathering on about her "amazing" husband and "wonderful" kids - Fuck you.
This fuckin' girl's winning EVERYTHING.
C...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 17:48:00 GMT |
Firsts and Lasts. |
FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND:Mr. Peepers. He was real to me, damn it! He bought me a Coke. He did.FIRST HIGH SCHOOL:Cannabis Elementary School.FIRST CELL PHONE:The one at San Quentin. I never dropped the so...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 21:51:00 GMT |
I Told The Pod Today That She Had Me at "Hello." |
She had me at "hello."
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 14:44:00 GMT |
What I Like and What I Don't Like. |
What I Like:HONESTY, intelligence, self respect, those yellow cupcakes Hostess makes, creativity, self reliance, good spelling, Gaspare's pizza, kindness, good storytelling, a sense of humor, nice tee...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:39:00 GMT |
My Favorite Quote. |
Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.Ralph Waldo Emerson
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2004 01:41:00 GMT |
