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melanie.

my life's confusing but it never gets dull

About Me


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Hi. I'm melanie. I'm only five feet tall and have unusually large breasts. they hurt my back alot. I just don't give a damn about what people think. I think it's a shame when people compromise themselves to impress other people. I hate when people make fun of people for things they can not change, i hate when girls look orange, i hate when people brag, i hate when people wear sandals that are too small and their heels hang off, and i really hate when people chew loud, and i hate when people crave attention. they're so obvious. I love everything about music, i love the smell of winter air cause it's crispy, i love beer and good conversations. i made a myspace just so i can stalk people cause i'm creepy. deal with it. i dont know what to do with my life but i hope it's something that helps people. i hate the smell of cigarette smoke but often contimplate about pretending to smoke one when i am outside so it doesnt look weird that i'm just standing outside by myself. I have curly hair and i hate it but love when guys prefer it. don't ask my my opinion unless you're prepared for the truth. i love to eat sandwiches especially after i am drunk .yummy. i think you should always wear your seatbelt even in the backseat cause take it from me, cars do flip. try drinking a beer in the shower, it's ultra-refreshing. k byw.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

idk cause im pretty sure i've already met some of the best people on earth..

Music:

keeps me healthy

Movies:

DROP DEAD FRED,Edward Scissorhands, Cruel Intentions, Welcome to the DOllhouse, Garden State,Stand by Me. Eternal Sunshine.CAMP.Seven.The Corpse Bride.fight club.american beauty

Television:

i'm addicted to those lame dating shows. sorry....

Books:

Perks of Being a Wallflower

My Blog

valentines day, like all days, is what you make of it

yea i know everyone thinks that valentines day is just a hallmark holiday and that its just to make some money. but has anyone googled the meaning of valentines day? DO ITTT. its quite an elaborate st...
Posted by a work in progress on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:31:00 PST

sorry fellow new jersey girls, i don't mean to dissapoint you

but i really really HATE shopping. i don't mean to be such a disgrace, but I just hate it. it's not that I don't love getting new things, but i hate trying things on ( especially when they only allow ...
Posted by a work in progress on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:33:00 PST

blog to make you go ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

i can not express enough my undying hatred for mentruation.   i hate it i hate it i hate it.   i understand that i'm supposed to embrace my womanhood and praise myself for being able to deal...
Posted by a work in progress on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:16:00 PST

im still single because

it's been a long time since i've met someone i couldn't get enough of. simple as that. and if i get asked why i don't have a boyfriend one more time.. well..i suppose i really won't do anything but ge...
Posted by a work in progress on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:58:00 PST

if you ever read any of my blogs, read this one

its 1107 pm on an active wednesday that i'm not taking part of because i just devoured what can only be described as a fine collaboration of grilled chicken breasts with melted mozerella cheese, pesto...
Posted by a work in progress on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:25:00 PST