Oh Boy... Its almost here... stay on target, stay on target. |
Well here it is folks. 1) If Obama wins tomorrow I am going to stop doing heroin and halt my obsession with wine enemas. If McCain wins tomorrow I'm going to start main-lining wine and give myself her...
Posted by Joe Talik on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 06:50:00 PST |
Fascism |
1. Invoke a terrifying internal and external enemyAfter we were hit on September 11 2001, we were in a state of national shock. Less than six weeks later, on October 26 2001, the USA Patriot Act was p...
Posted by Joe Talik on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 11:40:00 PST |
Magic |
When does being a governor or mayor for a short period of time not disqualify your credentials on national security? When you are John McCain and your task is to defend your vice presidential candidat...
Posted by Joe Talik on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:13:00 PST |
GOP stands for (Gag On Penis) |
Obama campaign sues Michigan GOP over alleged voter schemeBy GREG GORDONWASHINGTON: Barack Obama's presidential campaign and the Democratic National Committee filed a lawsuit Tuesday accusing Michigan...
Posted by Joe Talik on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:26:00 PST |
The Enchiridion - Epictetus |
1. Some things are in our control and others not. Things in our control are opinion, pursuit, desire, aversion, and, in a word, whatever are our own actions. Things not in our control are body, proper...
Posted by Joe Talik on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 01:55:00 PST |
Best Quote of the Day |
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Former Rhode Island Republican Sen. Lincoln Chafee has called vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin a "cocky wacko" and said her selection as John McCain's running mate has energi...
Posted by Joe Talik on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:04:00 PST |
Dumbest Quote of the Day... |
"I got an old ink pen, my friends, and the first pork barrel-laden earmark, big-spending bill that comes across my desk, I will veto it. You will know their names. I will make them famous and we'll st...
Posted by Joe Talik on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:11:00 PST |
Balls |
Since Jan. 10, 2007, when George W. Bush announced his troop "surge," more than 1,000 U.S. soldiers have died in the Iraq War about a quarter of the total war dead but now an even higher cost may ...
Posted by Joe Talik on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:03:00 PST |
Go on |
ABOUT SARAH PALINI am a resident of Wasilla, Alaska. I have known Sarah since 1992.Everyone here knows Sarah, so it is nothing special to say we are on afirst-name basis. Our children have attended th...
Posted by Joe Talik on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:11:00 PST |
Touche |
09/04/08 6:07AMLousy No Good Librull Media! OhMyGawd!I've had it with this shit! I made the unfortunate mistake of actually watching the RNC tonight. Why? Apparently I couldn't find any bamboo to shov...
Posted by Joe Talik on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:20:00 PST |
