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Ayatollah Awesome! ®

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I put videos I create on Vimeo. You can see my profile .

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!!!!IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!

If you want me to add you as a friend, send me a message first. I am tired of spambotastical requests!! I might really wanna be your friend. Really. 'Cause you do that cute thing when you smile and turn your head to the side. See? Now don't you feel better? You get the idea....SEND A MESSAGE FIRST!

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About Ayatollah Awesome: The GOOD one

Mr. Awesome was discovered in a small village by a cobbler and homemaker and raised as a genius. Soon after starting kindergarten, Mr. Awesome solved Goedel's Theorem while teaching himself to play 16 classical instruments. He excelled in grade school and built the nation's first log cabin high school with his bare hands. Upon graduation he travelled west to drive the Golden Spike inuagerating the first trans-continental railroad and thus uniting the U.S. coasts for the first time.

Later, Mr. Awesome was summoned to Washington, D.C. by President Lincoln to help with domestic affairs during the Civil War. With great resolve, Awesome freed the slaves and put Lincoln on the path to uniting the country once again. Soon after, Awesome set out to build the first "horseless carriage" and later sold the idea to Henry Ford. In the years that followed, he concentrated on developing kinard shapes and fuselages for the burgeoning aircraft industry, defining World War I air battles.

Not much is known about Awesome in the period between the World Wars, except his insistence on his project called the "comp-u-ter" thinking machine.

Awesome laid low during the atomic age, shamed of his design for the "fission trigger" used in nuclear bombs. He slipped into experimenting with psychadelic drugs for a couple decades, coining the terms "Groovy" and "Dude...what?" In the late '70s, he was often spotted in Studio 54 naked while binging on cocaine and chasing an invisible spider monkey

Sir Awesome bounced back heavily in the '80s designing parachute pants and multi-zippered jackets. With his newfound weatlh, his 14th fortune, he developed the internet while he was bored one Sunday afternoon. Ever modest, he gave the idea to Al Gore and let him take all the credit.

Today, Awesome relaxes on the East Coast while living as an illustrator and newspaper columnist. He listens to punk music and turntablism while inventing new phrases every couple of years such as "HaXX0r", "OMGWTFBBQ" and "pwned". He has fathered 19 children and prevented 4 alien invasions. In his spare time he writes dictionaries and solves creation equations for his Sunday school class.

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My Blog

la bière est la vie et dautres choses

Ok, its amazing.I haven't posted a new blog in about half a year and I still get a few hundred hits.Merci!Soooo anyway, I have been drinking a little less lately due to about 5,000 hobbies I have goin...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:03:00 GMT

Almost Beer Blog 6-16-07

ALm0St B3er BLo G... Well, OK, I'm still lazy. I've had some new writing assignments and began sketching again so I've been behind in resuming my beer bloginess! I have been enjoying many delightful s...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 18:43:00 GMT

Beer blog reprise?

OK, I haven't been posting a blog since the beginning of the year. Hmmmmmm.....have I quit drinking beer? Quite simply, NO!!!!! New Beer Blog epilogue coming soon!
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 17:39:00 GMT

Beer of the Week 11.11.06

Beer of the Week 11 Nov 06 I RAISE MY GLASS TO OUR VETERANS ON THIS MOST REVERED DAY. FOR THOSE WHO PUT IT ON THE LINE FOR THEIR COUNTRY AND THOSE THAT HAVE PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE - THIS BEER IS...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 16:21:00 GMT

Beer of the Week 10.28.06

Beer of the Week 28 Oct 06 Fischer Tradition Amber TYPE: Ale From: Schiltigheim, France OK, I didn't know what to expect out of this beer, but I thought it would be cool to try a French beer, I mean,...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 13:34:00 GMT

Beer of the Week 10.21.06

Beer of the Week 21 Oct 06 Flying Dog Gonzo Imperial Porter Type: Porter From: Denver, Colorado, USA Wow. Flying Dog Brewery of Denver has been crafting a slew of beers for a while now. The bottles a...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 22:14:00 GMT

Beer of the Week 10.14.06

Beer of the Week 14 Oct 06 Victory Golden Monkey Type: Trippel Ale (American Trappist) From: Downingtown, PA, USA Victory brews some interesting beers from the looks of things. I wanted to try t...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 23:03:00 GMT

Beer of the Week 10.07.06

Beer of the Week  7 Oct 06 ABITA Turbodog Type: Brown Lager From: Abita Springs, Louisiana, USA I really enjoyed Abita's amber lager a few weeks ago, so I decided to try and put a leash on Turbo...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:37:00 GMT

Beer of the Week 9.23.06

Beer of the Week  23 Sep 06 Asahi Super Dry Type: Lager From: Toronto, ONT, Canada Asahi claims to be Japan's #1 beer. It is listed as a "beer for all seasons" and seems to be a general purpose ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:00:00 GMT

Beer of the Week 9.16.06

Beer of the Week  16 Sep 06 ABITA Amber Type: Lager From: Abita Springs, Louisiana, USA From the makers of Turbodog comes an amber lager......Abita Amber is a smooth cold-filtered Munich-style l...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 19:59:00 GMT