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-----------About Ayatollah Awesome: The GOOD one
Mr. Awesome was discovered in a small village by a cobbler and homemaker and raised as a genius. Soon after starting kindergarten, Mr. Awesome solved Goedel's Theorem while teaching himself to play 16 classical instruments. He excelled in grade school and built the nation's first log cabin high school with his bare hands. Upon graduation he travelled west to drive the Golden Spike inuagerating the first trans-continental railroad and thus uniting the U.S. coasts for the first time.
Later, Mr. Awesome was summoned to Washington, D.C. by President Lincoln to help with domestic affairs during the Civil War. With great resolve, Awesome freed the slaves and put Lincoln on the path to uniting the country once again. Soon after, Awesome set out to build the first "horseless carriage" and later sold the idea to Henry Ford. In the years that followed, he concentrated on developing kinard shapes and fuselages for the burgeoning aircraft industry, defining World War I air battles.
Not much is known about Awesome in the period between the World Wars, except his insistence on his project called the "comp-u-ter" thinking machine.
Awesome laid low during the atomic age, shamed of his design for the "fission trigger" used in nuclear bombs. He slipped into experimenting with psychadelic drugs for a couple decades, coining the terms "Groovy" and "Dude...what?" In the late '70s, he was often spotted in Studio 54 naked while binging on cocaine and chasing an invisible spider monkey
Sir Awesome bounced back heavily in the '80s designing parachute pants and multi-zippered jackets. With his newfound weatlh, his 14th fortune, he developed the internet while he was bored one Sunday afternoon. Ever modest, he gave the idea to Al Gore and let him take all the credit.
Today, Awesome relaxes on the East Coast while living as an illustrator and newspaper columnist. He listens to punk music and turntablism while inventing new phrases every couple of years such as "HaXX0r", "OMGWTFBBQ" and "pwned". He has fathered 19 children and prevented 4 alien invasions. In his spare time he writes dictionaries and solves creation equations for his Sunday school class.